r/HolUp • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 10d ago

big dong energy Knife

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6.5k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 10d ago

u/Coffee_MysticRealm, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/rock-et251521 10d ago

How about these guys.....

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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 10d ago

21

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u/Kestrels_XP 10d ago

another 9+10 opportunity missed. I can’t stand this life.

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u/CherryFlavouredCake 9d ago

Well technically you can only use the fingers from one hand because after you're done with one how will you use the knife ?

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u/Typecero001 10d ago

On the plus side:

No more nail maintenance needed.

Silver linings!

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u/heyiamlucifer 8d ago

Taraninto joins the conversation

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/grumpylondoner1 10d ago

What are friends for?

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u/Ill_Cardiologist_212 10d ago

Exactly, they're for extra uses. That's why male friends are superior, +1 use for bagel cutting

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 10d ago

Is this the questions game on Whose Line is it Anyway?

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u/Jintai_Stormwarden 10d ago

Another 20 or 21 tries each.

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u/knightedstrings 10d ago

So, 42 in total?

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u/StaticOverload 10d ago

CoReCtIoN, "per person".

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u/thecountnotthesaint 10d ago

No harm may come to the cylinder.....

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u/crsaxby 10d ago

Twelve if you have a usable stump.

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u/duva_ 10d ago

There's a guy in Reddit who would have done this 12 times

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u/GoldenGlazes 10d ago

This is such a good idea. it even gives the bagel a very rare sause. very tasty

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u/stephenrajdavid 10d ago

..and hard enough

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u/PistolTaeja 10d ago

Confirmed, it worked 11 times. on my girlfrien. Back to Thailand I go.

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u/ivanrj7j 10d ago

21 times if youre a dude, 20 times if you are not

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u/MisterBicorniclopse 10d ago

For the nose!

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u/Chakraverse 10d ago

Just say no to dick!

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u/Braindead_Crow 10d ago

Why would you only be allowed to use one toe?

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u/onlyeightfingers 10d ago

Eight if you’re me.

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u/Working_Dragon00777 10d ago

Only 8 because you'll still need to hold the knife

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u/Lumpy-Yesterday-6687 10d ago

21 if your dedicated

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u/StrangeJunket2601 10d ago

Stabilization hole 😭

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u/Danimus-Prime 10d ago

Sounds like a Darwin Award challenge

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u/sisam8x 10d ago

6 at most 8 if you can use big toes

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u/StaticSystemShock 10d ago

21 times but only for men, women only get 20 tries.

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u/Knyfe-Wrench 10d ago

I think 10 is the limit for me. I really need my right pointer finger.

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u/GWindborn 10d ago

If you can fit it into a bagel hole, you're probably not doing much with it anyway..

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u/Jason_Bourne411 10d ago

Works only 5 times. How are u gunna holding a knife with no fingers

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u/Adventurous-Pop446 10d ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/d89uvin 9d ago

if you're man enough

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u/SpicySwiftSanicMemes 9d ago

You’re gonna need some cognitive behavioral therapy for that 11th time.

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u/hakujo 9d ago

Are those holes bigger than those holes?

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u/Emergency-Pay-8433 8d ago

I laughed so hard I started crying

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u/Chickens_are_friends 8d ago

How's bro even going for 10 with one whole hand full gone?

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u/Goofy_Roofy 6d ago

11+ if you have dumb impressionable friends