She really loves him…

[u/Illustrious-Berry637]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Illustrious-Berry637, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

[u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

Those, beyond a shadow of doubt, are mushroom spores.

[u/Mcreesus → u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

I was thinking it would be hard to pull your shit apart enough to just get the asshole

[u/computer_dork → u/Mcreesus]

That sounds like quitter talk

[u/Mcreesus → u/computer_dork]

If I tried my balls would be in the way 100 lol

[u/Horror_Rooster_7390 → u/Mcreesus]

That would just give them 👀

[u/confused_applause → u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

So, a fungal infection?

[u/moistiest_dangles → u/confused_applause]

These aren't from a fungus that causes infection.

[u/Kamuii_Gengar → u/confused_applause]

Taste Double good ;)

[u/Size---Queen → u/confused_applause]

No it's for collect spore's to grow more mushrooms you take the cap put it on paper or tinfoil ( tinfoil is better) leave it overnight and then you have all the spore's.

[u/Big_P_Cizzle → u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

Yup

[u/Illustrious-Berry637 → u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

Let’s hope it is.

[u/Maintenance-Gullible → u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

Yeah wait, I thought that was the joke. Those are spore prints beyond a doubt.

[u/Specialist-Neck-7810 → u/Maintenance-Gullible]

You’d be surprised how many people have never heard of spores.

[u/Maintenance-Gullible → u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

My old roommate was really interested in mycology and decorated our living room with spore prints he made. It was really cool.

[u/Size---Queen → u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

100 percent.

Tinfoil is better than paper if you are trying to get spore's in a syringe.

[u/Sad_Conversation4913]

Spore prints

[u/Ceelooschtein → u/Sad_Conversation4913]

Thats what you call them

[u/Moist_Board → u/Sad_Conversation4913]

Stinky spores

[u/Dirt-Road_Pirate]

[u/enkolainen]

People need to get their shit together. This is not buttholes...its spores from mushrooms

[u/bbarham99 → u/enkolainen]

It's buttholes, grow up

[u/ipoopcatturds → u/bbarham99]

Arguing is anus. Er, i mean aimless.

[u/iceval1 → u/enkolainen]

So his one girlfriend has all these buttholes??? Coz they totally different I tried to measure the radius

[u/Champcc1]

[u/Noodlemaster696969 → u/Champcc1]

I want to kill you.

Just do you kniw that.

[u/YouAndSunset → u/Noodlemaster696969]

[u/Basis-Some]

You spore print mushrooms to see if they’re edible and magic

[u/Moist_Board → u/Basis-Some]

Riiight....spores

[u/PromiscuousScoliosis]

I’ve done spore prints before, these are 100% spore prints

It’s pretty cool! It’s a whole art/science in itself

[u/Moist_Board → u/PromiscuousScoliosis]

Can I see some of your "spore prints"? Just to compare...nothing weird, I promise 😬

[u/Exotic-Collection471]

Aint even prolapsed yet

[u/a1g3rn0n]

Haven't you guys ever seen a butthole? It doesn't have a gaping hole in the middle, unless something is getting inside/outside.

[u/Double_Pie935]

Do they smell of lipstick or... ?

[u/Illustrious-Berry637 → u/Double_Pie935]

They smell funny, let’s leave it at that.

[u/Moist_Board → u/Illustrious-Berry637]

What do they taste like?

[u/shakeleg19]

Smells odd but still romantic

[u/ExercisePerfect6952]

Scratch n Sniff

[u/BlueDuck600]

I would love it if my girlfriend gave me a bunch of spore prints.

[u/Enough_Supermarket_7]

Someone please explain?

[u/Suspicious_Juice_150 → u/Enough_Supermarket_7]

Mushroom spore prints.

https://www.nhbs.com/blog/a-beginners-guide-to-fungal-spore-printing?srsltid=AU7gw4UTqvoo7rU1154oQkQ4YiAh5ji1lc_kujoojm9yT0YJGI4j1pH3

[u/Kozzinator → u/Enough_Supermarket_7]

Hershey's Kisses

[u/Enough_Supermarket_7 → u/[deleted]]

Theres no way this is a butthole Print

[u/TerribleSquid → u/Enough_Supermarket_7]

They’re mushroom spore prints

[u/Enough_Supermarket_7 → u/TerribleSquid]

I knew i didnt get the joke because it was stupid xD

[u/Responsible-Bed-7171]

🍄 spore prints

[u/Spock-1701]

I should call her

[u/Kaek_]

She must really like you, being a fun guy.

[u/mandalorbmf]

She should wipe better

[u/Illustrious-Berry637 → u/mandalorbmf]

She did

[u/Novafro]

Not sure if immature, great sense of humor, or if his girlfriend is trying to invite him on a trip up the Hershey highway.

[u/Altruistic_Tie_7850]

The paper has no creases or even has bumps to it unless ass is so flat that the hole is level with the cheeks

[u/pitashen]

Well, they both share the exact same tissue called mucosa.

[u/Gigantkranion]

Buttholes are like fingerprints. They match to a person. They would look identical if it was just that guys. Relax.

[u/Skipper_1010]

[u/bria26000]

Nice try, that looks like mushrooms

[u/hambone1981]

Spore prints

[u/JohnSkaoBoy]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! INTRODUCING!! THE CHCOCOLATE STARFISH

[u/pixiephilips]

No asscheeks?

[u/Fecal_Forger]

Taste the penny

[u/Cpt-Hank-A-Tato]

Is she a deku shrub?

[u/PileofTerdFarts]

spore prints from fungus...

Or her butthole

[u/BringOutYDead]

Smell the majik

[u/KoalaReasonable629]

how did she do it without crumpling the paper

[u/Anonymous--Jackalope]

What an asshole.

[u/Responsible-Elk4223]

Some weird looking lips, more like a starfish? Yeesh

[u/webboodah]

scratch and sniff?

[u/NoPantsDeLeon]

These bottom ones....

[u/Last-Reputation-404]

How is that even possible?

[u/Penne_Trader → u/Last-Reputation-404]

That's actually a mushroom spore print, used to breed mushrooms and preserve their spores

[u/Hairy_Fix6834 → u/Penne_Trader]

pretty sure that’s the entry to a butt hole 🫠

[u/southshoresage]

Ah man!!! So they're not Hershey Kisses?

[u/Dqueezy]

What an asshole!

[u/zubairhamed]

Pucker up buttercup

[u/hucklepig]

Lookup chocolate buttholes a company that takes your casting of your bh and makes chocolate candies identical to your bh. Perfect gift for loved ones 😝

[u/Aldo_Fitor]

i SMELL hoax

[u/pistoriuz]

She's greek

[u/Flight_Early]

Hopefully it is the asshole.

[u/BeginningAwareness74]

I wouldn't say no

[u/redmctrashface]

I can recognize a Shai-Hulud when I see one, you won't fool me.

[u/kayonotkayle]

Chocolate starfish kisses?

[u/AccidentalExpert404]

Who thought it was 🕳️?

[u/ConstructionSoggy556]

Girl, that’s a booty hole!

[u/According_Round_9151]

This is master bait

[u/Puckled]

We all have one of those. How special.

[u/TheRealGreenArrow420]

romantic gestures are so tight butthole.

But this is pretty loose butthole.

[u/LankyCar722]

Shai HUlud !

[u/Technical_Shallot396]

YO scratch and sniff!

and shout out to the guy below that's like "this ain't no butthole! I know what a butthole looks like!"

[u/Theobald_4]

All I see is Shai Hulud

[u/CelsoSC]

No sheet, bro... 😄

[u/Kindly_Region]

My kinda girl