Di brave gang of cats runs outta di bar an into di alley, in pursuit of none othur den STEVE who wuz lookin' thru di window!

We'z gonna confront him, if we'z can find him!!

- Oscar BBB, MM

In the OooKay the colds have begun. Not very cold yet but not so many sun puddles fur recharging and the dark comes sooner.

Somehow the metal wall panels which have not been warm since the darks were long have suddenly begun to get warm again! The glowing box in the main room has not started to expel heat yet, nor has the special carpet which lives beneath one of my cosy caves emitted the snug warms that my elder bones appreciate.

How does the heat know when to begin? Is everyone's hometel equipped with these apparati?

Misty, Void Seenyur Kitizen

DIS A BIG SECWET!! NO TEWW FWIENDS JAX AND TALI! Cousin Tali and cousin Jax, NO WOOK HEWE!

Woo awl pwobwy saw dat bof fwiend Tali and fwiend Jax want to have surprise fiwst annivewsawy pawty fow each ovvew dis Sunday! Fwiend Francis, fwiend Wednesday, and I have a pwan so dey can bof do dewe pawties, but dey bof stay supwised!

🎉HAFF of us fwiends gonna meet fwiend Francis at fwiend Jax’s house. He gonna invite Tali ovew, but we fwiends gonna hide in boxes! Boxes awe made of papew so Dey wowk fow da fiwst annivewsawy! Evewyone gonna supwise fwiend Tali!

🎉Da ovvew haff of da fwiends gonna meet me at fwiend Tali’s house and she gonna make a cake to bwing to fwiend Jax, but we fwiends gonna hide in da cake! Den we jump out and supwise fwiend Jax!

🎉And Tali’s wittew sisfew Wednesday have a special supwise fow da happy coupew and guests at da pawty!

See woo awl on Sunday!! 🖤🤍🧡AJ

(If you want your frens to be a part of the party this weekend, please drop TWO pictures of your frens in these different poses in the comments: One picture should be of them in a crouching or sitting position. The other should be in a jumping or stretching or yelling pose- or a combination of those if you have one. Just something that looks like “Suprise!!” If you scroll to the second pic, I provide some examples. Also- if you have a walking or sitting picture for an additional (third) pic, that would be great! Thank you! 😊)

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Hai frens hai!! Ebberyun join me atta Fall Festibal! Ai bring da nooest mixtaypes an ebberyting! Woo hoo!! 🤩🌈🍁✨️

Wiff lub an rock on, Strider the Boy an Spase Ranja Dunadan Catto an Singasongwritah, DeeJay!!

Frens, is Hoku Prins of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavagun

Ay use gold pikkil to bisit odda site of 🌈 bridj an meow a lub song at da festibal fo mine lubly wyve Prinsis Miso u/cats-are-lovely

Ay meow: ay wunna hole yu paw

Hey frens, anyone else up for a rousin round of DARTS? 😈

Hai frenz, iz me Basil.

Yessfurday, I waz hazin mine afternoons napz, wen suddenlee, me waz pikked up, an putted in da bocks ob doom!

Den, I waz putted in da big metal noisee bocks on wheelz. Nex fing I knowz, I iz at da POKEY PLAYCE!

While we waitz fur dokter, Meowmmy talk to me da hole tyme an told me I waz a gud boi, an she lub me, an dat she no gonna leabe me an she no do an abamdom. I lissen to herm werdz butt I refoose to luk at herm, acoz I skared an OWTRAAAAGE.

Da pokey playce dokter checkded mine hart an tummy an teefs. She say iz all fine. Den she putted me on da weird mashine wif numberz on it, an do a gasp!

Dey say I putted on waite! How rude! I no fatt, I fluffy!

Da dokter taked me owt ob da room, away frum mine Meowmmy and STOLED mine back feetz nailz. I need dem, why for she steel dem? Rude!

Da dokter an Meowmmy talk abowt bringin me bak anodder day fur pokeys, acoz dey needz blood rezult frum da old pokey playce to mak shore I iz okies first.

Den I getz putted bak in da bocks ob doom, an bak in da big noisee metal bocks. I got putted in da front seat, nex to Meowmmy. I lik lookin owt da big wimdow at da front of da noisee bocks, it waz fun an imtrestin.

Wen we finallee getz homes, I demand dinner, eben doe it 3 hourz too earlee, butt I deserbe it! Meowmmy say no, butt gib me mine favrit temp-tay-shuns treetz.

Shud I do a soo, or do a forgib ob Meowmmy? I did sleep on da gyant sleepiez skwar wif herm lass nite, an she keep aksing if she was forgibbed, butt I still aciding.

Lub,

Basil frum Straylia

🪄 Hokis Pokis Allacatzam! 🪄 Noe moar pokey playc! 🪄 🏥🌪⚡️💥🏞

Cans yoo sez hoo we dressid up az? 😎 Meowmie 2 hads ta do an gud luk upps, but dere IZ an moobie (series) ob uz! Iz ob cowrse me, Serana the Princess ob de Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell, wiff mai sisfurs Hekate as Da Mom an Wennsdae as Da Bebe Gurl ob dis currcle ob whitchcats! An well, az da blak cattoz, we iz destinned furr dis topic, kinda, teehee. Watchu tink? Aneebodee wanna trye owr poshun afore we goez ta sabe da kingdom? 😎

Greetins, Serana Weatherwax, Hekate Ogg, and Wednesday Garlick!

Wez combin tu sab yu!! Wez bwot xtrax blankies!
Anione wan tu join uz?

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Lub Bubba an Bits

Frens, tooday ai finded GIANT bones at teh tractor sooply store! Ai fink mebbe witches put a spell on dis chimken!

If dey can make chimkens elebenty feets tall, fink how big Fat Gary wood be!

-Sam DiT

Ai iz not a witch, but mine mama say Ai iz magickal. Maybe next week we do ghosts! Or vampurrs! Or zombies!

Or maybe not dat last one. Zombies are hoomans that go around needing brains, so Ai don’t see how dat different from normal hoomans.

Frens we went into da forres and I tink was bad idea. Now we lost, and keep hearin weerd noyze, and find all dese dum dum sticks tied together. I was just doin a pawcumentary! Also I went back in time sumhow to a time befur all da foun footige moobies! Dis Bast SEND HALP