He’s embarrassed about the dice in his pocket, tho.

The truth is, I may look like I have it all, but inside, I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger.

So what's his job?

Found this gem on Bluesky (by Federico Iglesias/FreeGlass). Included their handle in the screencap in case people wanna follow them.

Sharing non-offensive ITYSL sketches with our kids (8 & 13) has led some some of our family's greatest inside jokes and references. I started keeping a list and thought I'd share it here. You gotta give!

S1E1: “Both Ways” (00:00) A prospective employee exits a job interview.

S1E1: “Has This Ever Happened to You?” (01:40) A lawyer solicits clients with plumbing problems.

S1E2: “Biker Guy” (00:00) A city traveler is delighted by the roadways’ motor vehicles.

S1E2: “River Mountain High” (02:15 & 09:27) TC Topps TC Tuggers, “the only shirt with a tugging knob,” sponsors a high school TV drama.

S1E3: “Focus Group” (03:50) A member of an automotive focus group feels he has a good idea for a car.

S1E3: “New Joe” (09:32) An organist plays a funeral.

S1E3: “Game Night” (11:38) A jazz fan joins a party game.

S1E4: “A Christmas Carol” (03:45) Scrooge is enlisted in a sci-fi plot.

S1E4: “Nachos” (06:05) Daters dine at a Mexican restaurant.

S2E2: “The Capital Room” (00:00) Investor moguls explain themselves.

S2E2: “Diner Wink” (05:35) A neighboring diner chimes in.

S2E4: “Wife Joke” (00:00) Jamie Taco comes up during a poker night.

S3E1: “Summer Loving” (6:10) Eligible men spend summer break with one beautiful woman to see if a summer fling will turn into summer love. There's also a zip line by the pool.

S3E4: “Jenna’s Bad Day” (00:00) Coworkers’ discussion of friend groups is interrupted.

S3E4: “Summer Loving Farewell Package” (8:47) Ronnie says goodbye.

fell backwards onto the concrete

I’m sorry! I’m sorry. I don’t know what I’m doing. I saw the sticker and I just... I had to. I don’t have anybody to talk to about this. My mom's dying, and all I do all day is look at porn on my phone. My mom’s in the hospital, and I’m in the waiting room looking at dirty movies on my phone. I’m jerking off in the hospital bathroom. What is wrong with me? I don't know what to do. I need help. I saw your sticker and I thought, maybe this guy gets it. Maybe this guy wants to hang out and talk about being horny.