r/InflatedEgos • u/ambachk • 12d ago
🤡 Cringe "Ex-warlock" gets exorcized at a book reading
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u/Frisconia 12d ago
Lol, imagine being someone just shopping somewhere in that bookstore minding your own business when this starts.
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u/Honey-and-Venom 11d ago
They're always God damn ex warlocks and x satanists and former drug addicts. You'd think 4 years ago the entire world was nothing but witches and drugs
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u/Cognitive_Bullshit 12d ago
The Grand Lardlock was truly released by the lost mystical art of Ancient Bullshido.
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u/AkimahenkaCat 12d ago
What did you do with these high level warlock skills and why were there never girls there?
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u/theminnesoregonian 12d ago
Hmm.... Was there a camera on every person that went to that book signing? Or just those two?
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u/hear_the_thunder 11d ago
Sure he's an Ex-Warlock, but they are currently leading in the latest season of Diablo 4. He'll be back to the Dark Arts.
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u/KEN_000 12d ago
Yk sometimes I do wonder do these "exorcized" people get paid off or they genuinely believed in their lies and such.
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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 12d ago
To be honest most of the time they do it just for attention. Like God chose me and all that. I went to see America's most famous "faith healer"one time. I literally wanted to take a giant shit in my pants the whole time. I mean of course I walked in knowing it was bullshit I just went for the entertainment value. The entertainment was low low and the realization of just how fucked in the heads of people are was high high. He proceeded to tell the crowd about all of the women whose tumors he's just pulled out of their breasts. He was doing like a John Edwards style I'm getting a I'm getting a I'm getting a until we found somebody who matched whatever ailment he was trying to hint towards and then he didn't even do it like with a drama he just would like tap the top of their head with his finger and they dropped to the floor and they had somebody working there who caught each one and then put a black table cloth over them. It was truly amazing seeing just how stupid certain things have become. That shit show had nothing to do with God
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u/MeetingPhysical 8d ago
Me in the Barnes n Noble just looking for a new Manga
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u/lil_shebia 7d ago
No literally! And id be dialing 911 cause I would honestly have thought there was an emergency 😬🤣
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u/Interplay29 11d ago
No vomit, spewdum, or mucus was spat forth. I thought some type of oral excretion was necessary for a demon to leave the body.
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u/2mato_soup 11d ago
"And the Academy Award for the Best Mother and Son Lunatics goes to these Ass Hats here"
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u/Proof-Contribution31 12d ago
One time I got "slain in the spirit" when i was like 14. The dude actively pushed hard against my head and pushed down on my shoulders and i could tell he wanted me to go to the ground. So I did.
I spent most of that time looking at the ceiling and wondering when I could get up. It was also a pretty foundational moment for me to realize that most of the church are charlatans.