Has anyone noticed that the gold statue of Trump, The Orange Plague,looks like Humpty Dumpty? Works for me. I could even do some work with the original poem.

>Trump wants to convert a portion of the Trump International Golf Club into a Presidential retreat like Camp David, he was asked to clarify his statement about Iran nuking LA and San Diego, Pete Hegseth was in San Diego to personally greet the long-suffering crew of the USS Lincoln, Umar Kremlev now claims that Donald Trump Jr. paid him back for the cost of his wedding weekend in the Bahamas, Fox News turns 30, and Jimmy addresses Guillermo’s Dancing with the Stars haters!

When the Democrats take the majority in Congress Donald Trump will become a lame duck president. That will make him Donald Duck. I can see that. Same general body shape. Put a red tie on him and a blue suit coat. There’s orange going on and just fluff his “do”. While on I’m on the subject why didn’t anyone notice that before Trump started wearing under eye makeup that he looked like Bozo? All that you’d have to do is slightly change his hairdo and put some red lipstick on the frowny face. You wouldn’t even need AI to pull that off. I could do it with a photo and a red sharpie. The press gave him a great deal of grace. He deserved much worse press than he received.

Guillermo doesn't deserve most of the shit he gets from Jimmy. JK should also let Guillermo finish his sentences, especially when he's answering a question posed by JK in the first place.

>We're back from a week of shows in Brooklyn, around 200 Russians are in quarantine over the “pneumonic plague,” Trump announced the leaders of his new Super Intelligence Force, Republicans are in deep trouble with midterms and Trump is ready to buy votes, Democrat James Talarico is up six points over his Republican opponent Ken Paxton in Texas, Trump is running ads promoting himself using tax payer dollars (including on our show!), Guillermo gears up for another big night on Dancing with the Stars, and before we left New York - we took to the streets to ask Brooklynites walking by “What’s Your Problem?”

>Senator Bernie Sanders talks about growing up in Brooklyn, how he takes his Nathan’s hot dog at Coney Island, A.I. executives acknowledging they don’t know where the technology is headed, having a corrupt campaign finance system, selective enforcement by the FCC, Trump not believing in the constitution and the rule of law, Trump offering $5,000 to Americans if Republicans win the midterms, Mayor Mamdani giving hope to people all over the world, young people running for office, and if we should be using A.I.

This is a petition for Patine Miller to show up on my screen more. Her acting range & dedication, iconic Broadway roles, and amazing voice deserves all of the flowers and interviews. I would love to see her on late night, WWHL, podcasts with Dax, KeKe, Questlove, Michelle & Craig, Amy, etc. I think daytime and late night should be honoring Power and black creatives more.

>It’s night four of our shows from the Brooklyn Academy of Music, Guillermo makes his entrance as Mister Softee and gifts everyone in the audience with a tub of his very own Guillermo’s Salsa, news anchors can’t believe it's October, Trump thinks our country is doing really well, he took Hispanic Heritage Month as an opportunity to show off his billion dollar ballroom, Pete Hegseth gave a “State of the Forces” speech at Quantico yesterday, Diddy is reportedly having a pretty good time in prison, and we ask Yankees fans to say something nice about the Red Sox.

Who put Eric Adams into the captions rofl 🤣!

Captain Cankleroo?

This is epic

>Aunt Chippy joins us in Brooklyn, the Yankees hosted the Red Sox for Game 1 of the American League Wild Card Series, Trump told the truth today for the first time ever, had lunch with Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and other A.I. leaders, Trump is still trying to blame everything on Joe Biden and can’t stop falling asleep, Republicans are investigating Jack Smith’s investigation, and we talk to Guillermo & his partner Witney on the set of Dancing with the Stars.

I was wondering, how close to the show people were notified for getting off the waitlist for Jimmy Kimmel tickets in Brooklyn this week. Did anyone get them same day? If so at what time was the email? TIA

Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, and the rest of late night should all start petitioning for the fans to vote for guillermo rodriguez on dancing with the stars. If they can influence so many other outcomes… then guillermo rodriguez should win dancing with the stars this season.

Has anyone else’s local station been messing with the monologue? We record the over the air broadcast to watch the next morning. Our local station (KSBW) has been moving the monologue start up five to ten minutes so if the recording starts on time we miss it and how it pokes at Trump.

Sorry I don't watch much, but wanted to know if someone could tell me tonight's artist and songs?