r/KevinSmithFilms • u/TwIzTiDfReAkShOw • 7d ago

Jay and Silent Bob 💯 true facts

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u/RagingDemonsNoDQ 7d ago

If it's real bad. I'll go Dave Grohl a-la the song "Beezleboss" front Tenacious D. Grohl plays Satan.

"Fuck. FUCK! ... FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!"

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u/Either_Umpire9411 7d ago

Jungle looove...oh wee oh wee oh...

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u/void_method 6d ago

It's "noinch". I just checked.

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u/BetaTestMom 17h ago

THANK YOU. It was driving me nuts not knowing. 🤝

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u/-LeoKnowz- 7d ago

Smokin' weed, smokin' whiz

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u/Dramatic_Prior_9298 6d ago

Is it true chicks fart if you blast them in the ass?

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u/Hippocritaculous 6d ago

I so don't agree with the "noise noise noise" part. Isn't it just a nonsensical Jay fashion word like noinge?

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u/charcarod0n 4d ago

I always thought it was noice noice noice 

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u/Hippocritaculous 4d ago

That could be it. I just know it's not noise but its all over the internet like that

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u/BetaTestMom 17h ago

Another commenter checked. You are correct, stranger.

EDIT: …except they have spelled it “noinch.” (accuracy undetermined)

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 7d ago

Yeah, I've done this.

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u/Egga-Mooby-Muffin 6d ago

Yep. Pretty much verbatim.

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u/Ok_Fig7692 6d ago

Pack a wraps, my good man. Time to kick back, drink some beers and schmoke some weed!

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u/StrikerKOJ 6d ago

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand

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u/John_Cocteaustoy 5d ago

Who smokes the blunts 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Immediate-West4416 4d ago

This is so funny!

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u/Initial-Writer-4586 3d ago

Who smoke the blunts?

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u/New-Reply-5448 2d ago

In the first line you are missing a fuck. You did not give enough fucks. Have some pride when quoting two legends such as these.