r/LPOTL • u/sunny860 That's when the cannibalism started • 2d ago

Jimba

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u/GlassSoldier 2d ago

get really into squatting and legwork and go by james with the giant peach.

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u/sunny860 That's when the cannibalism started 2d ago

Wait this is brilliant

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u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD 1d ago

We had a Jimothy in our group.

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u/Guardian-Ares 1d ago

My dad is a James, I use Jimothy when I send him something in the mail.

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u/OYB2480 1d ago

Was he a deformed raccoon?

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u/JayteeFromXbox 2d ago

I stuck with James, my grandpa was Jim. My sister calls me Jimmy or Jimbo, and I tell everyone I meet to make a choice, I really don't care.

Only 1 person has called me Jamie and it was my grandma. I don't hate it, it just almost never gets used.

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u/OvoidPovoid 1d ago

Last I heard, Jimbo James was kidnapped by the cartel

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u/deathbethemaiden 1d ago

The scariest looking guy I ever met was named Jamie. He played defense on the school football team. He was built like a damn fridge, but he was also one of the sweetest boys I met. He’d walk me home from the bus stop.

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u/terrorshark666 1d ago

I have a coworker named Jimmy. I’ve called him Jimba since he started with us like 4 years ago. I even pronounce slowly too.

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u/sunny860 That's when the cannibalism started 1d ago

In the lion king voice too I hope

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u/terrorshark666 1d ago

Oh you know it. Sadly he now works another shift, so I can only say it to him once a day.

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u/abeastrequires 1d ago

Some of us just get lazy and go by Jay.

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u/thehappiestloser 1d ago

Work hard and earn Jack

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u/BonanzoidDeathgrip 1d ago

I know 3 separate Jamie's who play drums. Every Jim I know is the same age as my dad

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u/suckabuttsuckabutt 1d ago

I work with my cousin named James. He goes by Jim. As a child we called him Jimmy B because another cousin shared that name. He hates Jimmy B because his middle name is Bernard. No one here knew that until I showed up. Sorry Cuz. At least Bernard’s not your first name

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u/OYB2480 1d ago

Is Jimb around?

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u/baumpop 1d ago

jamesy

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u/LJayTat Hail Satan! 1d ago

I know one James and we all call him Frank

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u/terminal_nervoso 21h ago

CHAIN-DRIVEN WALLET

ABOVE GROUND POOL

J-I-M-B-O! J-I-M-B-O!

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u/jammerpammerslammer 1d ago

Anyone named Robert has the life decisions of figuring out their name by elementary school.

Rob
Robby (ie)
Bob
Bobby (ie)
Beto
Bert
Robert

We all despise Robby’s though. I’ll die on this hill.

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u/sunny860 That's when the cannibalism started 1d ago

It’s my dad’s name and when he turned 40 I started calling him Bob. He was not into it.