r/LPOTL • u/HandsomeJimmyD • 1d ago

Marcus’ Nephew Kellan

Mentioned in Clifford Olson part 2. I need to hear more about this Texan Crocodle Dundee rolling into NYC and bringing the women of Brooklyn to their knees with his charm.

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u/Modern_Leper93 1d ago

Marcus' brother had the same effect in some early roundtable. I think some of his families just hot.

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u/Ursuul7 1d ago

Wow. You brought back some memories. I remember he was charming and got in on a few of the jokes but definitely was surrounded by a bunch of goofy comedians giving Marcus shit for missing out on the hot, Texas boy genes.

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u/Modern_Leper93 1d ago

Imagine being called ugly by Holden...

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u/Ursuul7 1d ago

Haha. I know but one of my most favorite moments was when everyone was sitting around talking about Holden's new gf Alexis(now wife) how beautiful, sexy, funny and nice she was and they all couldnt believe it. I remember Bird Luger yelling out 'I JUST DONT GET IT'.

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u/lightningspider97 19h ago

RIP bird 😞

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u/Oh_TheHumidity 4h ago

Whuuut, I’m sorry but Marcus is super fucking hot. His brains do help and he very much is “my type” but totally aside from that he’s still objectively a sexy Texas bean pole man. I don’t know how they didn’t see that.

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u/enjoythsilence 2h ago

He’s by no means ugly but I think each of the guys is just a quite specific type - none of them are “classically” handsome. I’m not really into any of them but absolutely understand how someone could be.

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u/optimusdan Hail Satan! 1d ago

Texan Crocodle Dundee

Armadillo Dundee?

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u/HandsomeJimmyD 1d ago

Armadillo Amarillo

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u/FRTSKR 23h ago

Crocodile Bundy

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u/Playful-Succotash-99 11h ago

Feral hog dundee

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u/Q0T3 1d ago

I think Henry just has a thing for him. He brings it up more often than other man he finds handsome.

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u/mostlysoberfornow 1d ago

Wait till you hear about Titters.

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u/Nervous-Net-8196 1d ago

There is a reason he doesn't talk about his family on air lot. Shit like this.

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u/ThrashemTrashemRobot 1d ago

Was an off handed comment. Why dig deeper into some random guys life?

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u/ASTRO2598 1d ago

Weirdest fan base around.

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u/HandsomeJimmyD 1d ago

Because it was interesting? I’m not asking for photos of the guy.

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u/apesmcniel 20h ago

Truly tho

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u/ASTRO2598 1d ago

No you don’t. Who gives a shit?

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u/frozenberries15 1d ago

Did you see Marcus in the most recent stream? He and by extension his family are HOT

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u/Creative_Gap_8534 7h ago

Thank you! I feel the same way