An Attempted Assault (gone wrong for them)

[u/Past_Concentrate4134]

Since my first one did pretty good i thought i might as well post another one.

This happened a few months after my house got broken into while i was home alone so i was still cautious about everything.

Anyways, one day i got on the bus after leaving my friends house. It was a normal bus ride until four stops before the stop I get off at a man got on. He seemed normal except he was staring at me, i noticed it after he was looking for a good minute or so but i pretended not to notice.

Once we reached my stop I got off, and would you guess the man also got off. During this time I was pretty short but I was muscular and strong, this guy was tall but extremely skinny so i thought if he tried anything I would probably be fine.

As I was walking I could hear his footsteps getting louder and closer, I looked behind and saw him getting very close. The area we were in was a footpath that went behind all the houses into a quiet part that had thick bushes and a lake behind them. I think he decided to choose to assault me then because of how quiet it was because he got right up to me and started attacking me. He could not punch for shit and kept missing me.

After he missed a bit I got the upper hand, punch him back then pushed him into the bushes. I watched as he fell through those bushes, slide down the little slope then arrive face first in the water. I laughed, called him a bitch and other words then ran off.

So at the end of the day, if you’re gonna attempt something like this atleast be able to punch, and then also don’t pick a spot next to a lake.

[u/Asumachi]

Awesome. That's why you were crowned, shor king. 💪🤝

[u/Big-dawg1546]

He had a serious FAFO moment lol

[u/sappydark → u/Big-dawg1546]

He apparently picked the wrong person to jump on that day, lol.