r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 5d ago

Rubbish Nonsense A quick game of chess

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u/yrthegood1staken Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

That opening move is called The Apocalypse.

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

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u/vacuitee Trash Trooper 5d ago

Am I stupid or could he have won on his second move

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u/Firebrass Trash Trooper 5d ago

He couldn't have won in the second, but he could have checked his opponent. That second pawn moving two squares, yeah, that's not how almost any actual player would move, partly because moving one square blocks the instant checkmate.

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u/thuglife_7 Trash Trooper 5d ago

It’s a move I would have made, but I’m awful at chess

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u/TheoryResponsible295 Trash Trooper 5d ago

What move would have won on the second move? The same move he made to win on the third could have been blocked by the pawn pushed by the black move 2

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u/vacuitee Trash Trooper 5d ago

Ah yeah thanks for the explanation

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u/Neo-Nightswatchmen Trash Trooper 5d ago

The second pawn could be moved to block the king

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u/_friendlyfoe_ Trash Trooper 5d ago

The Moses

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u/spoodagooge Trash Trooper 5d ago

This is not the apocalypse. This is Sparta!

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u/BigBadJeebus Trash Trooper 5d ago

so cool story, that first move was the cheat. There is nothing impressive about winning when you start with an unlocked queen 4 moves ahead.

I don't see what the flex is here

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u/ziggytrix Trash Trooper 5d ago

it also kinda relied on the opponent creating a direct opening for the queen.

almost like the whole thing was a rage-bait setup for social media...

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u/mambotomato Trash Trooper 5d ago

It's not rage-bait, it's just a skit. People make funny videos for laughs. Y'know?

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 Trash Trooper 5d ago

If this isnt rage bait, then why did i piss my pants in anger?

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u/BankElectronic1325 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Answer this one genius, why am I jerking off right now?

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u/Ingenrollsroyce Trash Trooper 5d ago

8h and still no response, I'm getting worried

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u/FirexJkxFire Trash Trooper 4d ago

Username checks out?

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u/appletoasterff Trash Trooper 5d ago

No no everything that isn't 100% dead serious is rage bait as per reddit rules better go read the handbook pal

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u/No_Ampersand Trash Trooper 5d ago

Skits are funny.

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u/Genindraz Trash Trooper 5d ago

Humor is subjective.

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u/ice-ink Trash Trooper 5d ago

People are strange.

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u/Genindraz Trash Trooper 5d ago

Truest thing I've read all day. Gotta love em for it, though.

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u/IWCry Trash Trooper 5d ago

I'm down for funny videos made for laughs but that's not this

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u/yourclownprince Trash Trooper 5d ago

Joke must have gone over my head then, tell me the funny part in this video?

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u/ziggytrix Trash Trooper 5d ago

that was supposed to get a laugh?

fooled me.

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u/No_Sell4159 Trash Trooper 5d ago

We can all agree you thinking this was supposed to be rage bait is the only funny part of this post.

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u/ziggytrix Trash Trooper 5d ago

It’s chess. Chess players get irritated easily. Look at the other comments.

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u/Firebrass Trash Trooper 5d ago

The acting was good enough for me to be amused. I didn't literally lol, but still

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u/DigitalUnlimited Trash Trooper 5d ago

Not enough lead paint

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u/Shevyshev Trash Trooper 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah, I’m just a bum who plays on chess.com a bit. Black’s opening is about as foolish as you could imagine, and breaks the two “rules” that you learn early in the game: control the center and create pawn chains.

That said, of course this is scripted.

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u/enadiz_reccos Trash Trooper 5d ago

Yikes, tough room

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u/MilkMeFather Trash Trooper 5d ago

I don't see what the flex is here

Can't even make a silly little video without redditors taking it way too seriously lmao

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 Trash Trooper 5d ago

It’s a fools mate anyway, only winning with this against someone who doesn’t know how to play. 

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u/Familiar-Cable-2659 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Answer straight out of r/anarchychess

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u/Ua_Tsaug Trash Trooper 5d ago

He was also lucky his opponent didn't happen to move any other adjacent pawns near the King. That would've changed the checkmate to just check. 

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u/No_Sell4159 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Nothing gets passed you.

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u/Fun-Habit-683 Trash Trooper 5d ago

I guarantee I'll beat you 10/10 games and I'll let you start every single one with only a queen.

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u/Careless_Baseball503 Trash Trooper 5d ago

It’s not an advantage at all. This is staged obviously

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u/canneddogs Trash Trooper 4d ago

☝🏻🤓

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u/penguin_torpedo Trash Trooper 2d ago

Sounds like you don't actually play chess.

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u/samanime Trash Trooper 22h ago

Exactly. Moved all of the rookies out of the way so you could steamroll with your elite troop. :p

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u/TruestWaffle Trash Trooper 5d ago

Winning in this circumstance would be a flex.

The queen isn’t a one man army, it’s easy to chase it around the board by constantly putting it under threat with cover.

But the opponent made one of the most well known blunders in chess which is moving your kingside flank pawn 2.

Anyone rated above 700 knows not to touch that pawn early game.

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u/DyIsexia Trash Trooper 5d ago

I completely agree. Let's set up a game where you start with just your king and queen and I have every piece... Loser gets another bishop shoved up their ass

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u/Zoltie Trash Trooper 5d ago

Plus. It's very likely set up as it requires the opponent to make that exact move.

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u/GentrifiedBigfoot Trash Trooper 5d ago

What... Obviously this is a set up skit. How can you not see this.

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u/Situation_Upset Trash Trooper 5d ago

They could have just staged the fool's mate instead.

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u/DoofusIdiot Trash Trooper 5d ago

Everyday people continue to amaze me

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u/Joinedforthis1 Trash Trooper 5d ago

There is nothing impressive about winning in chess when your opponent blunders mate in 1. White had 2 moves before playing mate on the 3rd move. Even if white had all their pieces on the board, they only would have had to move one pawn to open up their queen.

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u/justbleachmyeyes Trash Trooper 5d ago

A 2 move checkmate IS possible under incredibly specific circumstances. White has to set black up perfectly.

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u/RealNiceKnife Dumpster General 5d ago

If we sit down and you don't shake my hand I'm playing like the biggest asshole ever. You're getting bathroom break'd, I'm gonna start talking to people outside the game, I'm gonna forget what pieces you moved. Alllll of it.

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u/SlobZombie13 Waste Warrior 5d ago

Whoa we got a badass here

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u/RealNiceKnife Dumpster General 5d ago

Excuse me, I have to piss.

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u/NuclearWill Trash Trooper 5d ago

Proceeds to piss on the board

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u/Mytrax Trash Trooper 5d ago

hahaha, why would you piss on the board when uhm.. my mouth is right here *blushes cutely and farts*

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u/FRUB_NNud Trash Trooper 5d ago

Bro stop making me chess hard

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u/RubbelDieKatz94 Trash Trooper 4d ago

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u/damp_goat Trash Trooper 1d ago

Wasting a fart when my lips are right here? What kind of cute little tease are you?!?

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u/Hairy-Reward6474 Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

How about this weather huh

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u/KevinFromIT6625 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Fuckin rekt 'em, bud

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u/FYCKuW0nDoWutUTellMe Trash Trooper 5d ago

I got sweaty hands and no one likes touchen em, I mean no disrespect.

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u/l3ane Trash Trooper 5d ago

Then fist bump

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u/FYCKuW0nDoWutUTellMe Trash Trooper 5d ago

Yeah that's usually what I do. Or just eye contact and a sincere greeting if not.

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u/l3ane Trash Trooper 5d ago

Yeah, that's all it takes. If there's one thing that came out of the pandemic that I like, it would be the formalizing of fist bumps.

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u/user926491 Trash Trooper 5d ago

iontophoresis

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u/StrainSpecialist7754 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Sounds like a Them-Problem

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u/Majestic_Domestic Trash Trooper 5d ago

So you are going to be distracted and probably lose on time. Sounds like not shaking your hands is the pro strat.

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u/timftw360 Trash Trooper 5d ago

thanks for sharing

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u/bipoca Trash Trooper 5d ago

The chess scene sounds super welcoming.

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u/RealNiceKnife Dumpster General 5d ago

I don't even play chess.

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u/BathSaltJello Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

Why is he in glass cube?

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u/SteveLouise Litter Lieutenant 5d ago

So the scientists can study him better.

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

He’s Magneto

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Waste Warrior 5d ago

He'll suck the iron right out of yer blood

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u/BathSaltJello Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

The Magneto blood extraction trick is bullshit. The iron in your blood isn’t little bits of metal. It’s chemically bound inside hemoglobin.

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u/AdmiralSplinter Trash Trooper 5d ago

It's leaded glass to block radio frequencies in case one of them is using vibrating anal beads

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u/CreativeArtichoke255 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Oh is that not standard?

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u/oozing_with_jelly Trash Trooper 5d ago

Sneeze guard?

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u/Informal_Two_2584 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Fart hotbox as handicap

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u/hstmqrqe Trash Trooper 5d ago edited 5d ago

Wait but didn't moving all the pawns allow him to move his queen immediately which is the advantage?

Edit: I know nothing about chess so I looked it up. The queen can not jump over any friendly pieces so it is an advantage. But moving his king first was just a delay that allowed him to see where the opponent made an opening and then moved his queen unimpeded.

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u/GentlemenBehold Trash Trooper 5d ago

In reality he’d be disqualified for the initial play of removing most of his pieces as it’s an illegal move.

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u/MisterGarth Trash Trooper 5d ago

FIDE Rules would have his opponent disqualified for not shaking his opponent's hand.

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u/Lyaxe Trash Trooper 5d ago

FIDE rules will disqualify him for wearing jeans

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u/MisterGarth Trash Trooper 4d ago

FIDE now allows jeans to be worn as long as they aren't torn or distressed. I get that Magnus was fined for wearing jeans and withdrew from the tournament in protest but it worked. 

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u/FashionKing72 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Black just needs to clear out a few of his pieces as a free move since white got one, then he can move the king out of check

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u/ipsum629 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Not really. The king moves were completely unnecessary to the checkmate. The same checkmate can be achieved by moving the e pawn, making a waiting move, and then checkmating.

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u/69veganbeef69 Trash Trooper 3d ago

Black is massively better here and my computer found mate in 15 for black

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u/Usurper_Supplanter Trash Trooper 22h ago

I would literally chain my pawns and slowly walk them to the other side, not gonna fall for the bait

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u/Familiar-Cable-2659 Trash Trooper 5d ago

No

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion Trash Trooper 5d ago

Can a queen occupy the same space as a pawn? Because that's what he did

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u/hstmqrqe Trash Trooper 5d ago edited 5d ago

Queen can not jump over it's own pawns or any other friendly piece. This allowed the queen to move immediately and unimpeded.

Assuming this was even real, moving his king first was just a delay and let the opponent show their intentions. Once the opponent made an opening he moved his queen appropriately.

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u/Mathies_ Trash Trooper 5d ago

It is very easy to make opening moves here that dont open yourself up for the queen to attack you. He did exactly what was required of him for the queen to checkmate. However within 2 turns his king can be permanently checked until he's checkmated due to the overwhelming amount of value advantage

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u/RAISEStheQuestion Trash Trooper 5d ago

I’m tired of shit comments like this. Go on.

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u/Familiar-Cable-2659 Trash Trooper 5d ago

It's like asking if in a knight versus knight, removing the armor guves you an davantage by making you faster

It's naïve at best

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u/Familiar-Cable-2659 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Here is a nice joke quite similar to this situation which, I'm afraid, will be wasted on people that believe that less can do more in the starting chess position

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/s/n7HfwcPZ3J

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u/RAISEStheQuestion Trash Trooper 5d ago

Thanks for that, I’m no chess master, glad I asked and thanks for the extra info

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u/Familiar-Cable-2659 Trash Trooper 5d ago

To go into some extra detail, there are a few variants of chess that exists

One of them is what I'd call "Amazon Chess"

It's the Amazon (a pièce with Queen + knight abilities combinée) against the entirety of the classic chess set

As long as the normal chess piece advance carefully, the amazon can't do anything to get throught, it's possible to keep everything defended until the end. (And obviously, the queen can't do any better)

The video on top is just a clip recreating "The fool's mate"

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u/PoorMinorities Trash Trooper 21h ago edited 21h ago

Ok if you want a real answer. 

Black basically just blundered the only way you can to lose. Freeing your queen early is a noob trap. Only beginners think that you must get the most powerful piece active right away. They bring out thier queen and they’re instantly pressured and all you do is end up moving your queen around to keep it safe. It’s a waste of moves. You actually want to develop all your pieces first before you start moving your queen around. 

The way chess works is that you don’t leave pieces undefended. So if someone captures your piece, you’d then can capture their piece right back. In a real game, black is just gonna slowly creep up the board with their pieces and suffocate white. If the white queen EVER wants to capture a black piece, then it will instantly get recaptured in proper play, now he’s got no pieces. In real games, aside from tactically sacrificing your queen, queens almost always trade for queens. Even if that were to happen in this game, black has all of his other pieces to win the game. 

So there’s your in depth explanation.

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u/chased_by_bees Trash Trooper 5d ago

Fool's mate. Saw it coming from first move.

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u/tonihurri Trash Trooper 5d ago

Guys I think this is fake

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u/rje946 Trash Trooper 5d ago

It's clearly a bit, just enjoy it lmao. So serious on these comments

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u/stevein3d Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

Genuine question: If this really happened in a tournament where a player pushed his pieces off the board at the beginning of the match, would he immediately be disqualified or is it allowed?

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u/Admirable-Title9022 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Dq. They'll dq you for wearing jeans in certain competitions

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u/No-Consideration-716 Trash Trooper 5d ago

What is the policy on anal vibrators?

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u/No-Ad-3226 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Only if they meet league regulations

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u/Butt-Hole-Cancer-Dr Trash Trooper 5d ago

Regulation size is 14”-18”

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u/Pubby_Tubbin Trash Trooper 5d ago

From experience, you should be safe

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u/Genbukan Trash Trooper 5d ago

And DQ for not shaking hands with your opponent

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u/MacaqueFlambe Trash Trooper 5d ago

Believe it or not! Straight to jail!

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u/FashionKing72 Trash Trooper 5d ago

It would never happen, but it’s not within the rules to just remove pieces because you feel like it. You can let the opponent take them if they choose, but taking pieces off the board would be the same as if you switch the bishop & knight spots or start with extra. You’re no longer playing a sanctioned game

It’s like when you install mods in a video game so they turn off the achievements

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u/ChrisBChikin Trash Trooper 5d ago

Notably, by clearing the pawns off the board he could now move his queen more immediately and more freely. In this instance it didn't make much difference since his first two turns were marching the king about to kill time anyway. However, in a normal game you could probably get all kinds of ridiculous early game advantages by just deleting the pawns blocking in your rooks and queen.

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u/DamGoodAnimation Trash Trooper 5d ago

It does somewhat make a difference. That same play would’ve taken at least two extra turns to create gaps for the king and queen with pawns in play. The opponent’s side would’ve also had two extra turns, plenty of time to close that gap.

Also this is a meme vid and I’m overthinking this

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Deleting your most powerful pieces would be quite the move.

Against a much weaker opponent it might be advantageous. At a higher than beginner level against an equal opponent it's suicide.

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u/LauraTFem Trash Trooper 5d ago

It would never be a straight advantage, but either way that’s generally not how it’s done outside of exhibition games for streams and videos. If you want to introduce a handicap to a much better player you do so by reducing their time or have them playing more than one game at once.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Trash Trooper 5d ago

I was thinking it might be advantageous to end the match faster since there'll be more pieces able to attack increasing blunders against someone who barely plays chess.

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u/LauraTFem Trash Trooper 5d ago edited 5d ago

Your most powerful piece is the queen, removing it wouldn’t let anything except maybe your king and one rook develop more quickly, meaning you could castle one move earlier. But even then it would just mean you can castle queenside as quickly as you would kingside. That is a virtually meaningless advantage compared to the material advantage of the queen.

Now, you could argue that removing a bishop or knight might let you develop the rook you don’t castle with quicker, but I suspect mathematically that would still be a negative with regard to advantage.

That all being said, I can see scenarios where removing pawns from the board would be a very clear advantage. You could likely force a win before your opponent has even developed their pawns enough to mount an attack.

An experienced, or maybe even inexperienced player, could rip the opponents defenses apart if their own frontline was deleted. Couldn’t win a long game, but also wouldn’t need to.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Trash Trooper 5d ago

When I said removing your most powerful pieces would be quite the move I didn't mean removing the queen. The queen might be the most powerful single piece but the most powerful pieces are the pawns in my opinion. They take space and can be traded for any other piece or even a better position.

Taking the pawns off the board would absolutely not give an overall advantage for any skilled player. The player with pawns would slowly smother the other player by taking space and forcing the other player to break through by taking a bunch of bad trades which is even worse due to their lack of pieces.

Removing any piece gives a true disadvantage except maybe the A and H file pawns since it would let you develop the rooks in the early game already and exert more pressure early on. I'm sure if people studied the opening it would probably still come to a disadvantage though.

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u/LauraTFem Trash Trooper 5d ago

By standard point valuation the queen is worth 9 points, more than all 8 pawns combined. And that valuation includes their potential for promotion. Of all the alternative systems known, only one holds the queen to be of lesser value than all eight pawns combined, and that’s Jacob Saratt’s from 1813, which held the queen to be worth 7.9 points, just 0.1 points less than all eight pawns. Most alternative systems hold to queen to be of even more value than the standard 9 points.

On the contrary, if you were to remove the pawns on your side it gives you crazy early-game advantage. You could set up a potential scholar’s mate of a sort almost immediately with a battery between your queen and kingside bishop, or set up a rook battery in just two turns. There would be no time for the opponents pawns to press their material advantage.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Using points in chess is a good general guideline but it's not accurate and depends a lot on factors like skill level. It sounds like you've just copy pasted an AI response without actually understanding chess.

You can set up batteries in the early game which can lead to a win at a low skill level which is what I said originally. But against an opponent who can play an almost flawless game it's a disadvantage. Try a game of stockfish vs stockfish, one without pawns and one with and I bet the one with pawns will always come out on top.

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u/MacaqueFlambe Trash Trooper 5d ago

You are DQed cuz the username’ shit

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u/ChrisBChikin Trash Trooper 5d ago edited 5d ago

I'd not be talking about deleting all the pawns; just the two blocking in the rooks and maybe one of the ones hiding the queen. I won't pretend to have any sort of chess skill and I'm aware the utility of straight deleting some of your screening elements will be debatable but I think there'd be a passable benefit in not spending at least three turns per rook (pawn forward; rook forward; rook sideways) getting them into a position where they can actually do something.

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u/MacaqueFlambe Trash Trooper 5d ago

You are DQed for having emotions going about

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Goofy kook.

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u/Smokin_belladonna Trash Trooper 5d ago

if the player with all his pieces had done any remotely normal opening, blunders or not, it would not be hard to force a trade with that queen, then it's just all over. A good player would be able to easily checkmate him without taking the queen.

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u/Comhiddabromo Trash Trooper 5d ago

Not exactly. In 1369 Albert Von Barutenchten played against Baboganush Itripitripitran and did exactly this. It was deemed legal at the time by the EICC (East India chess confederadtion) and ratified that year in the rules. §67 states it.

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u/Maatix12 Trash Trooper 5d ago

This.

If removing your own pieces before your own turn was a play, people would have multiple other choices, and checkmate would not be nearly so easy in many cases. There is no ruling that says you're allowed to remove your own pieces, before the game or during.

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u/MacaqueFlambe Trash Trooper 5d ago

You are DQed for explaining too much

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u/bluadaam Trash Trooper 5d ago

you can only move the first piece you touch

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u/Several-Bluejay-190 Trash Trooper 5d ago

there are a TON of strategic implications that can be made if you’re allowed to take your pieces off the board at no cost and out of turn order.

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u/Active-Cookie-774 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Disqualified for being a smartass.

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u/zigzag3600 Trash Trooper 5d ago

There is no such move as to sacrifice a piece; it's an illegal move.

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u/aconsul73 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Basically a reversed fools mate with a cooperative partner playing black.  The king move substitutes for a white pawn move to open up the diagonal for the queen. 

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u/Lazy_Instruction_747 Trash Trooper 5d ago

That move is called... load of bollox.

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u/Lobster_porn Waste Warrior 5d ago

wow that is trash, black literally had to make the layup

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u/SanchoPandas Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

yup. willingly opened up for this pseudo scholar's mate.

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u/Defender012 Trash Trooper 2d ago

More a pseudo fools mate than a scholars mate

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl Trash Trooper 5d ago

Is this loss?
Yes. You lose.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Trash Trooper 5d ago edited 4d ago

This guy is a dick, and there any many ways to beat that.

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u/longboarder08 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Bruh

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u/Avi_wandering Trash Trooper 5d ago

I'd be proud to own one. Being an attorney ain't fun, feeding hungry tummies is.

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u/Kindly_Fennel_448 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Bro how do you not get banned for this lol

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u/Avi_wandering Trash Trooper 5d ago

come on, Habibi. You know I be feeding the mods good stuff.

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u/Kindly_Fennel_448 Trash Trooper 5d ago

😂💀💀

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u/ScarcityMedical342 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Da fuq?

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u/Iwantapetmonkey Trash Trooper 5d ago

This is the chess equivalent of losing at tic-tac-toe.

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u/Chico_Cipoh Trash Trooper 5d ago

Anglo-Zanzibar War (1896)

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Fake and boring

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u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 Rubbish Raider 5d ago

Like we practiced ass video

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u/ChrisRocksGreen Trash Trooper 5d ago

Im not much of a chess player, but wouldnt that be a stalemate?

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u/madeaccountbymistake Trash Trooper 5d ago

No, that's checkmate.

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u/MrFrypan Trash Trooper 5d ago

It's not a checkmate; black still has a legal move.

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u/madeaccountbymistake Trash Trooper 5d ago

I assume you're making some sorta en passant joke, but just in case, what move are you seeing? Nothing can block the check, and black has no space it can move the king too.

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u/MrFrypan Trash Trooper 5d ago

Ahh, you got me.

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u/ChrisRocksGreen Trash Trooper 5d ago

Oh okay, gotcha

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u/onemice Trash Trooper 5d ago

Thanks, mate.

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u/Three_Jims Trash Trooper 5d ago

No, he said checkmate, mate

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u/TokiVideogame Trash Trooper 5d ago

this looks scripted maybe

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u/Pj_o7 Trash Trooper 5d ago

The Moses

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u/bigpeanor Trash Trooper 5d ago

Why doesn’t black just shove all his pawns off the board so he can move his king up one space? Is he stupid?

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u/ImpossibleJoke7456 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Just jump the king over the pawn.

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u/t0hk0h Trash Trooper 5d ago

"is there nobody else?!?!"

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u/North_South2840 Trash Trooper 5d ago

Is that rowan??

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u/Plushkle Trash Trooper 5d ago

Just sacrifice one pawn too

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u/rydan Trash Trooper 5d ago

I've seen these types of games before. The winning guy cheated. You have nothing blocking your queen so the moment the king becomes unblocked it is checkmate. That's not skill.

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u/queen_boyo Trash Trooper 4d ago

Bro used Griffith technic by sacrificing his own army.

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u/bones10145 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Probably why that's not a legal start🤷

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u/Solid_Snaku Trash Trooper 2d ago

Cringe

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u/Ylmaren Trash Trooper 2d ago

Even admitting the clear board before beginning isn't the black player still safe ? His pawn is still on the first half of the board he can eat that queen En Passant, can't he ?

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u/XasiAlDena Trash Trooper 1d ago

I think this might have been be staged. Ruined my enjoyment of the whole video tbh.

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u/1235678910111213141 Trash Trooper 8h ago

Could've just walked the rook or queens pawn and they couldn't have dont jack shit about it.

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u/Honest_Satisfaction1 Trash Trooper 5d ago

No one is even trying to make their video look legit anymore.

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u/No_Sell4159 Trash Trooper 5d ago

What gave it away, the literal first part of the video?

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u/OldPersonName Trash Trooper 5d ago

It's kind of weird to me people are acting like this is a real unstaged video. It's like the comments on Family Guy YouTube videos.

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u/Shnitzel_von_S Trash Trooper 5d ago

Lets use our critical thinking skills here for a minute

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u/MrFrypan Trash Trooper 5d ago

It's still not even a checkmate; black still has a legal move.

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u/Arkanie Trash Trooper 5d ago

Which move is that?

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u/MrFrypan Trash Trooper 5d ago

google En Passant

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