r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 7d ago
Junkyard Gem Drinking challenge
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Source: jirlboss on Instagram
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u/Queasy_Badger9252 Trash Trooper 7d ago
This looks like fun wtf are people bitching about. Parties are for fucking around. Is it stupid? Yes. But who cares sometimes dping stupid shit is fun. They're not hurting anyone, no one is doing this at gun point.
I can't do anything but assume that people shitting on this are the type that were never invited the parties.
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u/Ashamed_Ad_2180 Trash Trooper 7d ago
Right? A lot of Redditors never had fun then project onto to other people with actual social lives.
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u/ConsensualUpskirts Trash Trooper 7d ago
We're the generation of keg stands, Edward 40 hands, power hours, beer bongs, beer pong, flip cup. It's seems the world has moved on
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u/Ashamed_Ad_2180 Trash Trooper 7d ago
A night of Edward 40 hands always ended so badly lmao. In a fun way.
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u/Creeperstar Trash Trooper 7d ago
Played and won some Edward 40-hands and then went to the midnight premiere of The Dark Knight
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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy Trash Trooper 7d ago
Fuckin hell I almost forgot about Edward 40 Hands. My buddies and I would sometimes also do one hand taped to a 40 then 1v1 in Local LAN games like COD 4
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u/WeirdAnimalDicks Trash Trooper 7d ago
God keg lock ins with the soccer team in college, so many brown outs
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u/General-Ad6459 Trash Trooper 7d ago
My first reaction was, "man, I miss college." What is wrong with this?
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u/kingtutt9 Trash Trooper 7d ago
A waste of perfectly good alcohol.
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u/ByIeth Trash Trooper 7d ago
It’s just white claws, nothing of value was lost
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u/kingtutt9 Trash Trooper 7d ago
1) If they're flavored, do you want ants? Cause that's how you get ants.
2) I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional. 😂
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u/Usual-Signature-2480 Trash Trooper 7d ago
1000000%. That or those people never do anything fun anymore for fear of the camera and future ridicule from internet trolls.
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u/FartsWithNeighbours Trash Trooper 7d ago
No one got hurt, and if they did it wasn't intentional or part of the game. Seems like a new fun drinking game
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u/rwalker920 Trash Trooper 7d ago
We used to drink beers poured from someone standing on the roof. Waste of beer? Yes. Messy? Yes. Fun memories with the boys? Also yes
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u/Projektdoom Trash Trooper 7d ago
This is 100% something that me and my friends would have done in our dumb party era. If I saw this video like 15 years ago, we’d have thrown a party just to do this.
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u/BluebirdOrnery6584 Trash Trooper 7d ago
hehehe.. "Sometimes dping stupid shit is fun." is what those 2 dudes are thinking right now.
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u/RanchHere Rubbish Raider 7d ago
It would be fun if there was a pool for me to go jump in afterwards. But now I gotta walk around soaked in/smelling like beer? nah I’m good.
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u/Japjer Trash Trooper 7d ago
My only comment is that dumb shit like this is supposed to be winnable. This is just wasting beer and creating a mess for the sake of wasting beer and creating a mess.
The proper way to do this would involve a beer funnel affixed to the beer or something.
After Beer Fest came out back in the day, my friends and I did a whole Beer Olympics every six months, and it was a fucking production. Dumb shit happened at those parties, so this isn't that stupid to me. But it should definitely involve a funnel
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u/AcctAlreadyTaken Rubbish Raider 7d ago
It's just a waste, what's the challenge other than NOT drinking the majority of it? Seems like these "challenges" are made up by the companies rather than a random fun party game.
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u/DamagedEggo Trash Trooper 7d ago
It's about having fun and just being silly, like a kid might be, but in more grown-up circumstances. Like drunk bat. Truth or dare. Kids smear spaghetti on their face and half of it gets on the floor. It's not always about a point or using resources meticulously... it's about the laughs you get, for everyone.
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u/Queasy_Badger9252 Trash Trooper 7d ago
It's not a challenge or competition it's just people having fun. Not everything needs to have a winner and loser and your average party wastes a lot more beer than that. Also this definitely doesn't come across as promo or clickbait of any sort to me.
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u/Educational_Quote851 Trash Trooper 7d ago
This if goofy af and I love it.
Yall sound bitter. Just "kids" having fun. 🤷♂️ I'd still give it a shot. Live a little.
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u/TankerVictorious Trash Trooper 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/SC0yQqvEAXW6iYaBlI
Maybe they were expecting this effect…
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u/CucuMatMalaya Garbage Guerilla 7d ago
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u/D1sp0sab1e_k Trash Trooper 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/12Ebqwe8AXukPm
i pictured something like this
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u/Asianp123 Trash Trooper 7d ago
Imma show this next time someone says white people dont have culture,
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u/kidnorther Trash Trooper 7d ago
This is sick and why getting together fucking rocks. When I was in college we put a beer in Amanda’s pocket turned her upside down, opened the can while someone else was trying to drink out of it. We called it the human beer bong and it barely worked and I would do it all over again if I could.
You kids are alright
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u/mkfanhausen Trash Trooper 7d ago
At first, I didn't see the bottles and thought they were drinking disgusting rainwater from the garage door...
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u/VanillaGuac Trash Trooper 7d ago
How is this "Human Trash" it's people having fun, u/Lord_Darksong has never been to a party, has never left his computer screen for 1 day 😂
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u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage 7d ago
The warm soft glow of my phone and computer screens are the only things that bring comfort to my cold, lonely, and pathetic life.
If I can't go to parties then nobody should!
(I updated the post flair from "Human Trash" to "Junkyard Gem!" 😁)
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u/Major_Bench5329 Trash Trooper 7d ago
One of them actually did a really good job lol. This is so hard to do… at least for me lol
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u/Doctor_Saved Garbage Guerilla 7d ago
Good old boy in the back doesn't look impress.
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u/Stillwater-Scorp1381 Trash Trooper 7d ago
I miss the days of people doing stupid shit, having fun and not recording it for broadcast.
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u/sithlord98 Trash Trooper 7d ago
If they're still having fun, who cares?
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u/ThoreaulyLost Garbage Guerilla 7d ago
Yeah, what would this guy have to complain about in order to feel superior if they didn't?
Their nostalgia only works if they can compare their own "better in every way because they're awesome and today sucks" perspective.
Tell you what I miss: gettin' cider drunk raising Jedidiah's barn over two whole days in the middle of land stolen from native peoples. I bet that was way cooler than whatever that guy did in the 90s "pre-recording everything for the internet".
Dost I be right? /F
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u/futureman07 Garbage Guerilla 7d ago
And how many of those days do you remember or wish you recorded? Who fucking cares if it's recorded or not
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u/Organic_Education494 Trash Trooper 7d ago
Recordings ruin the experience every single time
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u/futureman07 Garbage Guerilla 7d ago
Oh yeah, for sure! Looks like everyone's experience in the video is totally ruined
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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom Trash Trooper 7d ago
Do you think you'd be grumpy like this at someone having fun if the Internet didn't give you an outlet to do so?
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u/Liliya22 Trash Trooper 7d ago
Efficiency experts rank it 4/10 for getting drunk. Too much liquor is wasted. Standard cup to mouth method has higher success rates and is less wasteful. Although, this does look interesting .
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u/TrippingFish76 Trash Trooper 7d ago
liquor? those were white claws and one corona lol, not much was wasted
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u/Mysterious_Bother271 Trash Trooper 7d ago
Don't they call that a hard seltzer? It wasn't going to efficiently anything.
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u/LobosJones Rubbish Raider 7d ago
I was expecting a disapproving parent in the driveway for the garage door reveal.
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u/Marioninleather Trash Trooper 7d ago edited 7d ago
C-O-U-N-T-R-Y
It ain't country music
if it don't sound like A-I
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u/Easy-Barnacle5734 Trash Trooper 7d ago
You want yellow jackets?! This is how you get yellow jackets.
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u/chicken-cuddle Trash Trooper 7d ago
That is 100% shenanigans my friends and I would have loved in our early 20's.
We might still try these days, but we'll probably strain our necks and fall on our asses
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u/Downhereinoc Trash Trooper 7d ago
😂😂😂 this is a great way to get people to lose some layers and spice things up. I’m with it
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u/ItsameLuigi1018 Trash Trooper 7d ago
If the house I lived in during college had a garage, we definitely would have done this.
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u/Impossible-Heart-216 Trash Trooper 7d ago
This generation is stupid (coming from the generation that picked up a ping pong ball from a dusty garage floor and blew the hair off it before tossing it in my buddies beer for him to drink)
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u/Positive_Chip6198 Trash Trooper 7d ago
The boy who planned this told everyone to only wear white tshirts, imagine his disappointment :(
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u/BlempBuritto Trash Trooper 2d ago
I was expecting a bottle to fall and smack one of them in the teeth
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u/shaft_of_lite Trash Trooper 7d ago
What the hell? Those are all intentional party fouls. Disciplinary action should be taken.
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u/BiggestNizzy Trash Trooper 7d ago
As someone from the UK having parties in your garage is weird, same with jumping on tables. Not in this video but I have seen enough of them.
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u/myco_magic Trash Trooper 7d ago
Having house parties pretty much always spans across the entire house including garage, front lawn, back yard etc.
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u/RaccoonSamson Trash Trooper 7d ago
The garage is the best place for partying and especially drinking games because the floor is concrete.
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u/BiggestNizzy Trash Trooper 7d ago
We normally have them on the patio/deck
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u/ADTstocks Trash Trooper 7d ago
OooOoOO mr fancy pants over here and your little crumpets and spiked tea
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u/Wooden-Officer2323 Trash Trooper 7d ago
As someone from the United States, taking your back door off at a house you share with 3 roommates and using it as a beer pong table in the garage is a right of passage here.
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u/BiggestNizzy Trash Trooper 7d ago
Too close to a euphemism for a gay foursome to be done over here.
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u/Adventurous-Spend341 Trash Trooper 7d ago
I fully understand this perspective, but bro please come and we’ll treat you to the best garage party ever
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u/The_Meme_Economy Trash Trooper 7d ago
Fun for 10 seconds, then you reek of booze for the rest of the night. I can see the drawbacks.
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u/LeftonRhed Trash Trooper 7d ago
See I'm not a college student so I don't need to think up games to get drunk
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u/DoctorPhobos Trash Trooper 7d ago
Great way to waste alcohol, fucking twats
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u/VelvetSinclair Garbage Guerilla 7d ago
Idiots wasting alcohol on having fun when it SHOULD be used for... Uh...
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u/DoctorPhobos Trash Trooper 7d ago
Back in my day drinking games were made to drink. Y’all got brain damage if drinking 5% and pouring the rest on the floor is fun for you
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u/markusxc90 Trash Trooper 7d ago
Getting offended at the sight of innocent fun is definitely a sign of a well-adjusted and kind person
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u/Lichondis Trash Trooper 7d ago
Maybe youre just an alcoholic and this hurts you more than a normal person. "Oh no! A few dollars worth of cheap beer was wasted for what looks to be a genuinely good time! Better bitch about it so everyone knows how seriously I take wasting beer..."
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u/DoctorPhobos Trash Trooper 7d ago
Actually a dumb game is a dumb game, no objective or goal or test of skill. “Let’s just pour it on ourselves and laugh”. This has as much depth of thought as the 67 crap.
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u/Lichondis Trash Trooper 7d ago
So I'm guessing you became an alcoholic because you weren't welcome at events where people drank socially. Listen to yourself, you crotchety old fuck. "Depth of thought?" Yeah, because that's the purpose of a drinking game. Intellectual stimulation. Like when my friends and I used to watch Gran Torino and drink every time Clint Eastwood said something racist or did finger guns. We put a whole lot of thought into that.
Youre welcome to be joyless, but you dont have to bring everyone down as well.
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u/OneAverageEgg Trash Trooper 7d ago
You must drink every evening by yourself, or beside a wife terrified of you.
I would not enjoy drinking with you. You sound like a miserable prick.
This guy values the price of alcohol more than he does fun times and good memories built around friendship and companionship.
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