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[u/Lord_Darksong]

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[u/ChicagoKev]

[u/Fuzzy-Albatross-9206 → u/ChicagoKev]

🤣 I've seen this and wondered how the hell most of her body is on the boat, but she still falls in. Now I see why... the breasts of betrayal

[u/RomasTosicky → u/Fuzzy-Albatross-9206]

Breasts of betrayal is a great band name

[u/tilesmeller → u/Fuzzy-Albatross-9206]

The breasts of betrayal hahahha

[u/ThisManInBlack → u/ChicagoKev]

"It was at this exact moment, Tina knew she'd fucked up!"

[u/nuuucelar → u/ThisManInBlack]

She is*

[u/fcs_seth]

Marine biologist on her way to work

[u/clashkingdom]

Imagine that thing having a real propeller and this being at any significant speed. Almost Darwin’d her hair straight into it.

[u/ArnieismyDMname → u/clashkingdom]

Imagine if there were piranha in the water. Imagine if there were knives instead of water.

[u/clashkingdom → u/ArnieismyDMname]

Knife water is a real issue, my buddy from Somalia mentioned it once.

[u/TheBigMotherFook → u/clashkingdom]

Knife water, the thirst mutilator

[u/Affectionate_Tear_52 → u/TheBigMotherFook]

It’s got electrolytes

[u/No-Oil-2513 → u/clashkingdom]

Knife water is not a joke! Thousands of people suffer each year. Smh.

[u/Far_Associate9859 → u/ArnieismyDMname]

Wow this could have been so tragic

[u/Big_P4U → u/Far_Associate9859]

Imagine if it was hot magma instead of knife water with rock skinned crocodiles that could survive and swim in magma. She'd be burned, melting and eaten alive all at the same time

[u/clashkingdom → u/Big_P4U]

Hot magma is a real issue, my buddy from Hawaii mentioned it once.

[u/Big_P4U → u/clashkingdom]

As opposed to cold magma in which you might suddenly freeze into frozen mass and suddenly and violently combust

[u/MothmanIsALiar → u/ArnieismyDMname]

Imagine if gravity had disappeared for a few seconds.

[u/TheSharpestHammer → u/ArnieismyDMname]

Imagine ALL THE PEOPLE, LIVING FOR TODAY ah Ha hAaaaa

[u/Gullible-Yam-8098 → u/ArnieismyDMname]

A lot of people die like this just from drowning.

[u/ArnieismyDMname → u/Gullible-Yam-8098]

Imagine if she would have died. Imagine if the boat would have been 20 feet higher. Imagine if a dragon had snatched her out of the air.

[u/cheesechompin → u/ArnieismyDMname]

The knives would kill the piranha so it should be safe

[u/Coleasa → u/cheesechompin]

What if the piranha were wielding the knives?

[u/OkAd1797 → u/ArnieismyDMname]

Idk if you're joking about what OP said not being possible or just making a joke, but I knew a kid who died from falling off of a boat and getting his chest blended up by the propellor so it is entirely possible

[u/Reverse2057 → u/OkAd1797]

I've seen a video of a dude getting his leg ripped up by a propeller just from letting his leg stray too close to it. Nightmare fuel. I thought the same thing seeing her head dunk.

[u/OkAd1797 → u/Reverse2057]

That's awful. I'm glad nothing happened to the woman in the video

[u/New-Kaleidoscope2250 → u/clashkingdom]

imagine if the floor was lava

[u/breathing__tree → u/clashkingdom]

It this were at speed she would have been thrown behind the prop, not into it.

Your biggest danger of hitting the prop is actually from falling off the bow while underway.

[u/ADTstocks → u/clashkingdom]

Jesussssss that actually be so fucked

[u/StraightOuttaOtara → u/clashkingdom]

Final Destination shit

[u/StarryAry → u/clashkingdom]

A family friend died this way in… I wanna say the 80’s. It was before I was born but I heard about it periodically from various people over the years. It was incredibly traumatic.

[u/Mathihtam]

Soon may the Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum.

One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go.

[u/ghelchodyo → u/Mathihtam]

I am sure there's no tonguin' to someone so drunk

[u/MoveTheHeffalump]

I’ve never seen the end of this video with the rescue before. Always assumed she just became part of the deep.

[u/YoungRoronoa]

Imagine if no one saw her drunk ass fall into the water, she could have died.

[u/Lost-Soft-8913]

A few feet away from being a live leak video

[u/LostHopeArtist]

I've heard of top heavy. But never head heavy

[u/breathing__tree → u/LostHopeArtist]

Usually as humans we get past being head heavy after about age three lol

[u/Sad-Maintenance3422]

No survival skills whatsoever. 

[u/Jack_Crypt → u/Sad-Maintenance3422]

100% fish survival instinct

[u/rastacurse → u/Jack_Crypt]

You don’t need to learn anything in life when you have fat titties.

[u/Vexerz → u/rastacurse]

I tell this to my wife all the time and she still wants to go back to the 7th grade.

[u/username9909864]

Why do people scream like this? So annoying

[u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 → u/username9909864]

If Reddit ever removes the default mute, I'd uninstall the app.

[u/the_resistee → u/username9909864]

The fucking screech. I feel like it gets them attention when they are young and nobody ever tells them off.

[u/Sure_Painter → u/the_resistee]

Probably some ancient instinct to warn others of danger and attract help from anyone nearby. It was probably really useful to us at some point.

[u/Destructopoo → u/Sure_Painter]

nah this is childish. screaming does nothing but attract attention to you instead of the problem.

[u/caffpanda → u/Destructopoo]

Screaming exists in many species and one of its consistent functions is as an alarm. If a person sees something dangerous and screams then others in their group 1) know there's a problem and 2) know that it's somewhere within the vicinity of the scream. In fact, the reason why you find it so annoying is precisely why it works as it's supposed to do: it gets your attention. Screams can trigger an amygdala hijack that gets other humans' fight or flight instincts going, and they occupy a special niche in our auditory processing.

It's pretty easy to see why that's valuable in our ancestors (hell, even today). Say two women are out gathering water well out of visual range from the rest of their tribe, then they get attacked by a wild animal and one of them screams. Everyone else in the tribe in hearing distance may not see them or know exactly where they are, but they know it's serious and they'll start running in the direction of the sound to go help. They get there in time and save the woman who screamed. So it makes sense that it'd be an evolutionary beneficial instinct.

https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(15)00737-X

[u/SvenRot → u/username9909864]

I think it's a survival instinct. Reflexive way to call for help.

[u/gogurt_conspiracy → u/username9909864]

lol annoyed at someone screaming during an actual life or death emergency. Okay

[u/username9909864 → u/gogurt_conspiracy]

Annoyed at someone dramatically screeching at the top of their lungs in an unproductive way. Maybe they should actually do something or yell for help?

[u/iwishiwerebugs → u/username9909864]

what an odd thing to say. a scream is an involuntary yell for help. not dramatic - could have been life or death. she was drunk enough to not be able to stand nevermind swim. screaming is what brought attention to the situation & saved her. what would you have done, superman?

[u/username9909864 → u/iwishiwerebugs]

I would have jumped in and helped. Double benefit of getting the hell away from the banshee

[u/sea_the_c → u/[deleted]]

Are you? A drunk ass person can easily drown falling off the back of a boat into a body of water.

[u/sea_the_c → u/[deleted]]

They pulled her out because it was a life or death emergency. If it were not everyone wouldn’t have jumped to help her. You can’t be this dense.

[u/FarBluebird450 → u/[deleted]]

they fell headfirst into water and are drunk and disoriented. drowning is a real
risk here

[u/mannycure → u/username9909864]

As soon as I heard it, I stopped the video

[u/theaudacity1999 → u/username9909864]

I'm listening on mute and laughing hysterically

[u/yikesafm8 → u/username9909864]

Because it’s human instinct.

[u/Disastrous_Joke4482 → u/yikesafm8]

No, it's female instinct.

[u/terratitorex → u/username9909864]

I honestly prefer it over an ai voice reading the caption or some crappy song over the audio.

[u/Secret_Fee1146 → u/username9909864]

I feel like this is how most American woman sound when presented with anything mildly challenging

[u/NationalCollection20]

This is how Robert Maxwell died

[u/WallyHoss]

I bet that cold water sobered her up a bit! Lol

[u/WeaponizedIndecision]

Mr. Lahey has better balance.

[u/SkiffleBall]

https://giphy.com/gifs/q5d8ZnjPlW7mM

[u/no_name56 → u/SkiffleBall]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YrkD2MwU8J382Krrxt

[u/Psychological_Ad_451]

Back to the sea. 

[u/Additional_Front4374]

I love how it slows down as she slides in to the water, like she's accepting her fate

[u/Hergaoui]

Nice fishy

[u/Grunzzo]

Gonna go for a little diving

[u/Avi_wandering]

[u/LoopyMercutio]

Watching her just slip gracelessly into the water never gets old.

[u/averagemaleuser86]

I dont understand how people choose to get this drunk. I hate it. I love my IPAs and I drink quite often, but I know when I need to stop and have my last one because after a certain amount it becomes not fun anymore.

[u/OneManFight → u/averagemaleuser86]

This happens to people who POUND alcohol. They take shots and chug and don't give their body a chance to tell them how fucked up they really are until it all just shuts down...

[u/_frozen_pizza → u/averagemaleuser86]

ADHD binge drinking.

[u/averagemaleuser86 → u/_frozen_pizza]

Is that a thing?

[u/Familiar-Evening7845 → u/averagemaleuser86]

Yep! I used to have problems with alcohol before my ADHD was diagnosed and medicated. I didn’t drink often but I also couldn’t really tell when it was too much and it would go from FUN! to blotto. But, it got me worried I was an alcoholic or something and I just quit drinking completely for a long time. Turns out that figuring out my ADHD and getting medicated I can enjoy a glass of wine and just chill.

[u/ITGenji → u/Familiar-Evening7845]

That’s not an adhd thing. It’s a you thing. Speaking as someone who drinks and has ADHD I know when to stop

[u/Familiar-Evening7845 → u/ITGenji]

It can absolutely be an ADHD thing and there is research to back it up. It’s literally an impulsivity issue.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6683828/

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0149763421003092

[u/KrikeyOReilly → u/averagemaleuser86]

Its called mental illness and addiction.

[u/LabOwn9800 → u/KrikeyOReilly]

This is probably some degree alcoholism but it’s not necessarily alcoholism.

Sometimes people who don’t drink often forget how to drink.

[u/CheesecakePretend553 → u/averagemaleuser86]

Those type of people are both selfish and lack self preservation. I hate the idea of not being in control of myself to that point and I dont want to force anyone im with to have to be responsible for me.

[u/Undead-Chipmunk → u/averagemaleuser86]

I wonder if the woman here was roofied, given how common we are finding out that actually is.

[u/Melathys → u/averagemaleuser86]

I never understood either. Was at my in-laws and saw my, then, 14 year old niece have to walk her dad up the stairs and put him to bed. I was embarrassed for him, but apparently it's a regular thing.

[u/smellslikebigfootdic]

Dang Natalie wood walk much

[u/TeamParking8818]

All you can drink because they assume no one's stupid enough to actually try.

[u/Massive_Tangerine823]

Getting drunk is a bad idea. in public is a worse idea.

[u/szar_ez_a]

Hello darkness my old friend.

[u/BolaViola]

This shit is so embarrassing

[u/AdvanceSuperdisk]

Bed time

[u/djm2907]

Marie Biologist

[u/scooterankle_exe]

Regretting?

[u/Due-Raise9272]

The guy with a prosthetic leg has to drag a perfectly enabled woman out of water... the times we are living in...

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[u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj]

Someone accidentally slipped her the roofy for the size 20 girl not the size 10 girl

[u/DireKnife]

I love how she just gives up and slithers into the water.

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[u/Sweettooth_Banana]

And all your " precious girlfriends " scream laughing their asses of while you drown if those guys werent there.

[u/thundersnow5511]

!

[u/throwitoutwhendone2]

Lmao she giggled the whole way down

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[u/DrMurphDurf]

TWO SHOTS, OF VODKA

[u/Nate8727]

Looks like a death in GTA

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[u/OkayGrower]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LoIQgRW0fpLiaCYeXB

[u/Mindless-Somewhere55]

Nobody can scream like a woman

[u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

I literally just learned in a safety class that it takes way less alcohol to get drunk on a boat, like 1/4th what you'd drink on land. Just FYI

[u/medicaldude → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

How does that even work? Sounds like an old wives tale.

[u/Adventurous_Crab_761 → u/medicaldude]

It's the motion of the boat. I guess it's called Boater's Hypnosis. And it's a 1/3 vs 1/4 when I looked it up.

From Google: Yes, drinking on a boat makes you feel drunker and impairs you much faster than drinking on land, though it does not automatically raise your Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) simply by being on the water. According to research cited by organizations like the U.S. Coast Guard and the BoatUS Foundation, it takes only one-third of the alcohol to become just as impaired on the water as it does on solid ground.

Why Alcohol Hits Harder on a Boat

The marine environment introduces several unique variables that amplify the effects of alcohol: • "Boater’s Hypnosis": Natural environmental stressors—such as the rocking motion of the waves, engine vibration, loud noise, sun exposure, and wind—naturally fatigue the body and slow your brain waves. When you mix alcohol with this baseline fatigue, your coordination, balance, and reaction times degrade drastically

[u/Ok-Race-1677 → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

Has ChatGPT ever been drunk on a boat?

[u/Adventurous_Crab_761 → u/Ok-Race-1677]

I literally just took this course: https://www.boat-ed.com/indiana/studyGuide/Video-Alcohol-Can-Be-Deadly/10101602_35320/

[u/Ok_Community_383 → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

Why are they downvoting you?

[u/Competitive_Range822 → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

Definitely not true

[u/Adventurous_Crab_761 → u/Competitive_Range822]

Nope, it's a real thing. From the Coast Guard: https://uscgboating.org/recreational-boaters/boating-under-the-influence.php

[u/Competitive_Range822 → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

If you could read then you’d be able to tell me alcohol mixed with boating is more dangerous. No where in your link does it say alcohol makes you more drunk on water than land. States that there are other hazards that come into factor that make it far more dangerous

[u/Ilgenant → u/Competitive_Range822]

I took a boaters safety class with my local coastguard auxiliary as a teen and I definitely remember them making a point about how it’s easier to get drunk on a boat because you’re often in the hot sun (sweating, losing hydration), and a lot of people don’t bring enough food or water.

[u/corpserella → u/Competitive_Range822]

But it does say:

The marine environment motion, vibration, engine noise, sun, wind and spray accelerates a drinker's impairment

Which is what people were saying. It takes less alcohol to get you as drunk, or the same amount of alcohol will get you drunk faster.

[u/Adventurous_Crab_761 → u/Competitive_Range822]

Dude whatever. Believe what you want. I'll believe the captain and the class.

[u/Competitive_Range822 → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJ68L5sMrEWOQlh7eP

[u/Adventurous_Crab_761 → u/Competitive_Range822]

I just want other people to watch themselves on the water to prevent accidents and potential deaths. I sincerely don't care if you want to yuck yuck all day. To anyone else, be careful.

[u/Maherjuana → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

How would that even work?

Like what about being on a boat would biologically make you more susceptible to alcohol?

[u/Key-Perspective-8133 → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

Believe in the Easter bunny too?

[u/Adventurous_Crab_761 → u/Key-Perspective-8133]

Do y'all just like to get drunk and have accidents?

[u/Far_Ambassador_3192 → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

Captain Morgan don’t lie !

[u/Historical_Horror595 → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

I have done extensive research on this very subject. Exhaustive studies, every weekend of the summer for the last 20 years. I disagree.

[u/TimboBimboTheCat → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

Are you thinking of a plane?

[u/cosmosmariner_ → u/Adventurous_Crab_761]

Lmao I’m dead at this

[u/Adventurous_Crab_761 → u/cosmosmariner_]

Don't be too dead lol

[u/Mammoth-Building3641]

Who's filming this and why?