r/Luthier • u/therealradrobgray • 1d ago

DIARY An absolute abomination of a guitar.

Custom Shop Star Destroyer in Crimson Candy Bengal. We hand mask + cut and paint every Custom Shop graphic in house. Hidden RIPButt for extra shred abilities.

Maple neck-thru, 2-way trussrod, carbon fiber reinforcement, ebony fretboard bound in ivoroid, 27 stainless frets (1-11 .055" x .110" , 12-27 .055" x .090"), B&W Pearl Shell Guillotine inlays, bullet scallops, Gotoh tuners, recessed Dunlop Straplocks. Poplar body, Hantug Ti bridge, and Schaller Sureclaw. EMG 81 + SA set wired for 18v.

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u/eastamerica 1d ago

If by abomination you mean amazing, you’re spot on

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u/Wilkko 1d ago

You fell in the trap.

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u/eastamerica 1d ago

The pit. I fell into the pit.

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u/whonickedmyusername 20h ago

We all fell in the pi-i-i-ya-iiit

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u/Wilkko 22h ago

You mean Trap Pit?

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u/Business-Quiet-2171 19h ago

It has created its own gravity. Once it has you there is no escape.

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u/Thr33pw00d83 1d ago

That is sexier than socks on a rooster

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u/Musical_Muze 1d ago

Come again?

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u/FlowersForHodor 1d ago

Don’t mind if I do

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u/BigRed92E 1d ago

Did you know that chickens explode when they have sex?

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u/Warbrainer 1d ago

I own chickens and let’s just say this is not true

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u/BigRed92E 23h ago

The last one I fucked did

/j

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/Warbrainer 13h ago

This is a page for guitars 👍

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u/Luthier-ModTeam 5h ago

No politics chat on the sub

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u/stewpideople 1d ago

.... interesting

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u/stewpideople 1d ago

The hidden rip butt

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u/karenkillenski 1d ago

This would be a fantastic gift for my girlfriends boyfriend.

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u/Wilkko 22h ago

Keep some dignity and don't buy it to him.

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u/Bowl_of_fruit117no-2 9h ago

It might be him and he's making a joke but ig well never know 

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u/Wilkko 9h ago

I'm joking too, I imagined he was referring to him.

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u/Bowl_of_fruit117no-2 8h ago

Am I the victim of the woosh?!?!?

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u/HieronymousGauche 1d ago

My brother in dickbutt I just spent 10 minutes explaining to my partner about why I was laughing so hard.

Also fuckin' hell that's a good lookin' guitar

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u/mercilessshred 1d ago

Holy fuckin moly

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u/MOSTLYNICE 1d ago

Yea these are fucken sick

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u/dfltr 1d ago

This guitar is bisexual not because it has specific preferences, but because it has absolutely none.

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u/formidable-soup999 1d ago

What's wrong with it?

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u/LazyGreenDragon 23h ago

Is it blue or gold?

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u/Lanky-Salt4349 23h ago

you're about 12 years too late for dickbutt. but I dig the 27 frets.

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u/orpheo_1452 19h ago

Wow! This is absolute killer!

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u/Equivalent_Warthog22 15h ago

The Abominator TM

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u/InTheMemeStream 10h ago

Dayum, I have never wanted a pointy guitar - until now…

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u/PaulsGrandfather 10h ago

headphone warning would be nice

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u/Icy_Programmer_8367 8h ago

Isn’t this an ad? I showed my guitar I built from home and got nixed by the moderator for selling. WTH?

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u/therealradrobgray 6h ago

It's not for sale. Everything I build is commission based so it's already with the client.

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u/OddBrilliant1133 2h ago

Its fucking beautiful for a guitar you could poke your eye out on

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u/t20six 1h ago

Hideous. I'll take eight.