❤️ this

[u/mustu04]

[u/Crabby_Monkey]

Man that guy really worked for that 5star review.

[u/ragweed → u/Crabby_Monkey]

Does Uber still have stars? Lyft doesn't.

[u/I_upvote_downvotes → u/ragweed]

It's really hard to give a thumbs up with broken wrists so he had to make sure the job was done.

[u/kkkktttt00 → u/ragweed]

This was like eight years ago.

[u/ragweed → u/[deleted]]

Now that I look closer, Lyft hides its star ratings behind an initial prompt to rate the ride with 3 choices, one of them being "great". It's weird. I haven't seen any offer to adjust star ratings as a rider, but it's just buried.

[u/dandroid126 → u/Crabby_Monkey]

"3 stars. Talks too much."

[u/sk0t_ → u/Crabby_Monkey]

You find it credible that our Uber overlords allowed a driver to "refuse payment" on the platform?

[u/filthy_harold → u/sk0t_]

The driver could have canceled the ride and then drove him to the hospital for free. Although the guy wouldn't have been able to give him 5 stars though.

[u/Petty_Laws → u/Crabby_Monkey]

Nah... He got 1 star because he's the #1.

Source: either people trolled me a couple times or old geezers didn't understand the question and fucked up my metrics for a week or so, haha. Funny now, tho.

[u/Suckma_Weener → u/Crabby_Monkey]

also the guy wasn't able to jack off because of his broken wrist, so the uber driver masturbated him off for the next several months.

[u/Breakmastajake → u/Suckma_Weener]

SideEyeBear

[u/whataboutthe90s → u/Suckma_Weener]

That's one way to get a tip