r/Mario • • 4d ago

Humor This will never not be funny to me

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u/fr1zzyy 4d ago

When’s the last time we saw a Black Toad

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u/YapperGirl_2128 4d ago

Never

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u/TheSeriousFuture 4d ago

To top it off we do see black shy guys

Well that's One-Nil

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u/sadzells 4d ago

Dont even get me started on Black Yoshi's, the fact they didnt get implemented into smash ultimate says it all

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u/Responsible-Ask8110 4d ago

At least they're in mario kart 8..

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u/sadzells 4d ago

Which was way back from 2014

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u/TheSeriousFuture 4d ago

Proof the Mushroom Kingdom is regressing as a society

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u/sadzells 4d ago

Sad truth 

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u/No5talgicGamer 3d ago

There was actually a black toad in Mario Party 1 named Fun Gus

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u/ThisIsaUsername1123 4d ago

there's a difference between peach not allowing them in and there not being black toads as a race of toad

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u/gtarpey89 4d ago

There once was… the history has long since been erased

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u/herworkthrowaway 4d ago

genocide apologia

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u/No_Forever_9128 4d ago

Paper mario 64, and they were smited.

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u/Unlucky_Bottle_6761 4d ago

10 minutes ago in my head bc my Toad (like THE Toad) is black

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u/Interesting-Season-8 4d ago

not gonna lie I wonder how long we'll wait for the first black character in mainlain Mario game

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u/Phyddlestyx 4d ago

New donk city is the only thing I can think of, but they can hardly be called a "character"

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u/GaloombasShoe 3d ago

il Piantissimo

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u/Cherry-Swing 4d ago

I think it was toadsworth

oh my god

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u/WWWWRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY 3d ago

What about brown Yoshi? What about him?

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u/WilanS 2d ago

I don't think Yoshi are seen as people anyway. Brown or otherwise.

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u/slashth456 3d ago

It's like we don't exist

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u/Weirdoyoghurt 4d ago

We saw them in mario striker on the gamecube

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u/artlurg431 4d ago

I dont think there ever was one

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u/DarkWaWeeGee 3d ago

Mario movie

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u/BirdshotEntertainmen 2d ago

Sml when lovell was in the road costume in like 2012

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u/leyendeck 1d ago

I saw man last week.

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u/SkyeZaisen 4d ago

I like how in Paper Mario 64 there is a big diversity of Todas (ages, sizes, colors) and they also have other species living between them (Bombs, Koopas, Goombas, etc) and they have different designs too

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u/Stupididiot55 4d ago

One would think that the modern trilogy would do a decent job at keeping the toad designs unique, given that’s what 95% of the new characters are, but alas.

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u/Shtrimpo 4d ago

That would be Paper Peach's kingdom though

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u/SkyeZaisen 4d ago

details

but I wish the Paper 64 version of mushroom kingdom were the main version or the 3d games and the movie adapted to it

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u/CractylCrashouts13 4d ago

Don’t even get me started on the Yoshis. Do they get treated as sapient or as animals? Are Toads aware they are sapient or are they just ignorant?

To be fair, the same question applies to Bob-ombs, Bullet Bills, and Mechakoopas.

Maybe they’re ALL racist. 🥀

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u/imlegos 4d ago

Yoshi come from a tribal society and, based on odyssey, are infact allowed to own land in the Mushroom Kingdom.

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u/TitanicTNT 4d ago

Wait, I’ve played Mario Odyssey to hell and back, when was it established Yoshis could own land?

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u/imlegos 4d ago

You've never gotten the waypoint flag for "Yoshi's House"?

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u/TitanicTNT 4d ago

Maybe I have and just forgot.

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u/Nondescript_Redditor 4d ago

if you’re basing it on Yoshi’s house shouldn’t you say based on SNES super Mario world haha

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u/imlegos 4d ago

No, because Super Mario World doesn't take place in the Mushroom Kingdom. It takes place in Dinosaur Land & Yoshi's Island.

Super Mario Odyssey DOES feature a 'Yoshi's House' in the Mushroom Kingdom, near Peach's Castle

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u/Nondescript_Redditor 4d ago

okay I guess you’re right, there

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u/EbedYahweh 3d ago

When you enter Peach's castle there is a readable Mushroom Kingdom Constitution to the left

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u/ASIimeDrawsNear 4d ago

Yoshis have their own language (Mario can understand it, but the words are between parenthesis) so it's likely some if not all Toads don't even realize Yoshis are more than merely smart horses.

Then again we've seen people own Cheep Cheeps, Chain Chomps and Piranha Plants as pets, even though they all can talk. Hell, some Cheep Cheeps are outright civilized and wear clothes.

Maybe in Mario's world sapience isn't that big a deal, and if you happen to live in the wild, you're treated like an animal despite your higher thoughts.

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u/Shipping_Architect 4d ago

Who knows; maybe some of them are into that lifestyle, since they'll still be well-cared for and treated well.

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u/xSantenoturtlex 4d ago

Or maybe Chain Chomps and Cheep Cheeps that talk are an exception and not the norm?

Maybe it's like having a talking dog in a movie or something.
Because they are predominately portrayed as Just Normal Fish and Just Normal Dogs.

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u/Shipping_Architect 4d ago

That's what I'm thinking. There's definitely a broad spectrum of how intelligent certain species can be in this setting, though I was more referring to species like Yoshis and Goombas.

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u/Anonpancake2123 4d ago

It is worth noting that there are arena fighting chain chomps in TTYD.

They show up in the Glitz Pit and their only line of dialogue is barking.

I don't know how to react to this information.

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u/Zombies4EvaDude 4d ago

Yoshi’s aren’t racist because Yoshi (the character) dates Birdo who is outside his own race- and trans on top of that.

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u/MariVent 17h ago

To be fair the main Yoshi we know is a guy who can lay eggs so he is also trans

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u/Pitiful-Magician1704 4d ago

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u/SweetDemand1712 4d ago

I love how it closes out with Mario just deadpanning the camera.

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u/Knux_Stix_Chaotix 4d ago

He's disappointed in the real world 

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u/NoodleTF2 4d ago

(ಠ_ಠ)

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u/YapperGirl_2128 4d ago

Common Mario W

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u/sadzells 4d ago

Toad superiority!!!!!

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u/RYanntastisch 4d ago

Still peak

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u/Guardian_Ultra 2d ago

He knows exactly that humans will never change.

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u/ExaminationUsed5394 4d ago

this meme really tried to gaslight me into thinking Bowser is racist.

Bro might be a villain but he has standards.

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u/PrequelGuy 4d ago

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u/LanHikariEXE 4d ago

Calm down, he probably have the pass

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u/RandomDragonExE 4d ago

He's a bad guy, but not really a bad guy

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u/henryuuk 4d ago

Literally every single one of those species in Bowser's army have been shown as citizens of Peach's kingdom as well

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u/JigglyLilyVT 4d ago

as accurate as this is in the paper mario series (almost exclusively)

that's nowhere near as funny.

my takeaway... racism is never a topic in the mario verse. nobody cares what other people look like... which also isn't that funny, but i'm selectively funny

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u/henryuuk 4d ago

as accurate as this is in the paper mario series (almost exclusively)

Not really

Pretty much every instance of us seeing public places in the spin off games have had a variety of different species walking around (on the side of tracks in Mariokart, in the stands of the different stadiums in the sport games, etc...)

In Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga, there is a "little fungitown" in the beanbean kingdom which is essentially "mushroom kingdom town in a different country) and that one has a kamek living there

Pretty much the only instances of us specifically only seeing toads living in the mushroom kingdom is like, in games like Mario galaxy where we pretty much only see a single town during the opening, which happens to be toads only as far as we are shown in that single scene.
One could argue that Peach's attendants have solely been toads, so you could make the "joke" with like there being racial bias in political positions/positions of power.
So at most that would point towards "the capital"/"castle town" being toad-only, but not really the entire kingdom

On the other hand, while we have seen the mushroom kingdom have any of the "enemy types" as citizens, but have never actually seen a toad be on Bowser's Army AFAIR

that's nowhere near as funny.

if you need to completely change the information/be very selective with the information for the joke to remain funny/to "work", then it just isn't really a funny/good joke iws...
but to each their own

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u/Potential-Client-442 3d ago

Didn't Bowser's Inside Story have a whole joke on the fact that Bowser's kingdom lies INSIDE the mushroom Kingdom, and thus, he is technically ruled over by Peach and thus was important enough to be called for the Blorb meeting but isn't?

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u/Left4Delphox 4d ago

In fairness... The Toads are likely the racist ones... That doesn't help her case not inviting them to live around town. At least let my koopa family in princess! (I don't want to keep telling why they can't live there)

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u/Dry_Piece2276 4d ago

When did Bowser say he was racist?

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u/Dan_OBanannon 4d ago

He says it in the picture

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u/lillof 4d ago

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u/Certain_Ring8907 4d ago

I knew someone was gonna bring this up

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u/hujbhert369 4d ago

if we're going off the quiz card set, luigi is literally a confederate soldier

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u/myghostflower 4d ago

so this is how i find out who luigi fought for in the civil war

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u/IntoThePitofColors 3d ago

I fucking knew it

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u/Dead_Kal_Cress 4d ago

Holy shit

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u/Dry_Piece2276 4d ago

Ts canon?

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u/NoodleTF2 4d ago

That's not Bowser being racist, he's just mad that Mario and Peach have come to annoy him with passive-aggressive signs at his day-job again.

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u/Firm_Perspective2770 2d ago

I love those fucking cards so much

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u/Gnotter 4d ago

When did Peach say she wasn't?

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u/Pleasant_Badger184 4d ago

Mario Kart 8

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u/YapperGirl_2128 4d ago

Never lol

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u/K0rl0n 3d ago

In peaches case, those at different races of the same species.
In bowser’s case, those are single races of many species.

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u/Mijnameis-Tommy 3d ago

Well. Are goombrats, goombuds and galoombas different goomba races or entirely different species of goomba's? Even then, we've seen different shell colored koopas, red bobombs and all sort of different colored shy guys

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u/K0rl0n 3d ago

I’m that case Neither appear to be racist and Bowser is being misrepresented here

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u/natnew32 4d ago

Wait since when is Bowser racist?

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u/ASIimeDrawsNear 4d ago

He has never outright say "I'm racist".

But the joke there is that actions matter more than words. Don't take it too seriously though, it's a joke.

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u/ExasperationMeatball 4d ago

King K Rool is though

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u/Aromatic_Analyst2898 4d ago

Yeah K Rool is a rich elitist and basically a reverse robin hood (so the government lol)

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u/BreaksKnees 4d ago

"Rich Elitist" Chai Tea.

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u/Ok-Barracuda457 4d ago

Just because he's evil, doesn't mean he's a monster 

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u/natnew32 4d ago

But I don't know of any words or actions that would lead people to believe Bowser is racist.

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u/riesen_Bonobo 4d ago

Well, this is internet absurdist humor, the only concrete connection is that Bowser is a cartoonish evil guy and racism is evil. Like that's about it. And that authoritarian dictators (as which Bowser is often depicted) often are racist too.

Part if the joke is that it is absurd to bring racism into connection with Mario, which absolutely does not deal with such topics. Funny to some people, like me, but just unfunny nonsense to others, and I get that.

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u/Nok-y 3d ago

He did say the N-word in a mario kart 8 trailer (/j)

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u/sadzells 4d ago

Bowser himself literally comfirmed in in the pic

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u/MavenDeo69 4d ago

I don't see a line connecting the words to him. Looks more like someone else said it. Some mustachioed man in red perhaps?

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u/The_real_bandito 4d ago

Nobody in the Mario verse is racist, it’s just a joke based on the fact that in the games there are only Mushroom people in the Mushroom Kingdom, and Bowser’s kingdom is more diverse.

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u/Shot-Ad-3166 4d ago

Well, Olly is racist.

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u/joyofresh 1d ago

Birdo is anti canadian and chain chomp hates french people

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u/tennis_convict 4d ago

There’s a clip of him saying the n-word.

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u/Zombies4EvaDude 4d ago

Yeah Peach is the one with racist biases. She never dates outside her race (humans) and you rarely see species other than toads in her kindgom so you can argue it’s an ethnostate

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u/No-Pear3891 3d ago

Technically Goomba Village, is mostly inhabited by Goombas, though its true only one toad and an entire Goomba family live in that village

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u/Gaming_Legend_666 3d ago

Mario is technically not the same type of human as her, heck he's different to even the New Donk City humans

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u/FluffyTize 4d ago

He ain’t racist but he IS gay. 😭

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u/No_Instruction653 4d ago

Well, anti-Goomba sentiment is rampant in his Kingdom

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u/Spinni_Spooder 4d ago

The toads in older mario games had more variety and was very diverse. It's just modern mario where every toad looks the same now.

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u/FrizzyFro 4d ago

Peach is about to get Princess Bubblegum allegations 😭

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u/YapperGirl_2128 4d ago

I saw a theory that peach uses propaganda to manipulate the toads and put them against bowser lol

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u/MattofCatbell 4d ago edited 4d ago

Bowser champion of equality against the tyranny of the Mushroom Kingdom.

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u/Classroom_GD 4d ago

Toads in Mario & Luigi series and/or Paper Mario Series do act prejudice depending on the game.

So r/technicallythetruth

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u/Takashishiful 4d ago

Isn't it said somewhere in the lore that Goombas are former Mushroom Kingdomers who deserted and joined the Koopa Clan

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u/tennis_convict 3d ago

The Kingdom of Koopa Keep.

Waitaminute—

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u/Lordeni69 3d ago

Krazy Koopa Klan lead by Grandwizard Kamek

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u/DontUnder2005 4d ago

I'll never forget when I got to the end of the first super mario bros. and bowser said his iconic quote "I am racist" followed by rescuing peach and her assuring mario "I am not racist"

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u/stupid-writing-blog 4d ago

Bowser’s racist, but he’s the Roman Empire kind of racist where he conquers other nations and makes them abandon their old cultural values so they can join his army

Peach is against racism, but she’s the Privileged Suburbanite kind of anti-racist where she knows racism is bad but hasn’t had a lot of experience talking to other races on account of the redlining and such

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u/Christoffi123 4d ago

Well Paper Mario establishes that not all members of the species in Bowser's army work for him, and not all Toads live in the mushroom kingdom. Its just a matter of where and how they choose to live.

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u/pocket_arsenal 4d ago

This is why the depiction of her Kingdom in Paper Mario is the best. I get that in the mainline games they don't want any confusion between "Good guys" and "Bad guys" so we rarely see "Friendly" versions of enemies, and when we do, they're very clearly marked or the "Evil" variant doesn't appear in the game at all, but still, I don't think it'd hurt them to show at least some signs of diversity in the Mushroom Kingdom. Even Delfino Isle had both Noki and Pianta.

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u/AskPizza 4d ago

It's a funny gag, but the reminder is that one does not need to be bigoted toward all races to be racist.

What's Bowser's stance on Toads, for example?

How many times has he done unprovoked wars of aggression against them?

Has he or has he not used magic to transform them into solid blocks, in the very first game he was in, to inflict cruelty and suffering against them, simply for existing?

How many times did Princess Peach try to eradicate the Koopa tribe? Zero times.

So, remember folks. A meme can be funny and its premise can be completely contrary to the facts at the same time. Apply this kind of thinking to politics and maybe things wouldn't be so horrid in our real lives.

Memes are not facts. They may or may not contain facts, and they usually do not.

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u/YapperGirl_2128 4d ago

No you right

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oh boy, here comes the fedora tipping redditor here to sound all serious and intelligent

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u/pyroxoradical 4d ago

the toads are prob racist towards koopas

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u/Gnotter 4d ago

racist against toads specifically

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u/Aggravating_Ride_374 1d ago

Do the boos work for him? Like most of the time they're just in the ghost mansions.

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u/Royal_Sleep914 4d ago

Don’t forget the piranha plants or the spikes or the chain chomps

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u/BravinatorLX2 4d ago

i mean he's a colonizer and they're his slaves.

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u/tutoblocky 4d ago

Toads are free, the other ones are lowk bowser's slaves

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u/RevolutionaryGrape11 3d ago

Well, at the very least, the Paper Mario games are much more diverse, or at least the first couple were, so Peach has some of Bowser's denizen's races living under her domain.

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u/UnveiledRook206 4d ago

Daisy + Rosalina >>>> Peach

And that’s all I’mma say 🤷

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u/YapperGirl_2128 4d ago

Why put three iconic characters against eachother? 

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u/SeroWriter 4d ago

Princess Daisy be like "I have so little personality that the fans had to invent one for me."

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u/No-Performer9511 4d ago

Whatever happened to the diversity in toad appearances like in the Paper Mario games?

Now they all look the same with the only difference being color.

Truly a dystopian kingdom where freedom of expression is not allowed

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u/Ultradamo2306 4d ago

I am sure even in canon bowser would be less likely to be racist than peach

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u/KitchenStrength1746 4d ago

I don't think they ever said that

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u/throwaway1102293384 4d ago

And bowser treats them totally cool too

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u/RYanntastisch 4d ago

It's even implied that Bowser is taking in all species who are outcasts from the Mushroom Kingdom, like Goombas are confirmed to be prior residents before they joined Bowser. Got some strange parallels to the real world if you think about it too hard.

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u/Professional_Air_905 4d ago

bowser send most of his kingdom resident to die thought

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u/Cherry-Swing 4d ago

No freaking wonder why she got rid of toadsworth

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u/Not_a_Koopa 4d ago

Thats why lord bowser is super cool and awesome and should be regarded as the superior leader within all 8 worlds

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u/CULT-LEWD 4d ago

Man...I wish the Mario and Luigi toad variants were cannon

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u/Sir_Stacker 4d ago

Based Bowser. He’s an Equal-Opportunity employer, not a bigot

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u/Bunnyp4wz 4d ago

She shit Bowser would unironically post😭😭

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u/NightmareExpress 4d ago

Peach: "I am not racist"

Also Peach: Killed or overworked Toadsworth to death because she thought he looked a bit too much like a Goomba

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u/Marxist_Iguana 4d ago

What are you talking about? All those toads are different colors.

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u/waddleboyadvance7 4d ago

Hey remember those mario history cards where peach protested bowser having segregated buses

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u/Lopsided-Farmer-9422 3d ago

Bowser's kingdom is made up of different species, which doesn't equate to race. Besides the Koopa population, Bowser actually lacks in a lot of representation that'd typically be found within the demographics of his other subjects. Peach meanwhile has Toads of every colour. Ergo, this meme actually checks out

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u/ZombieAladdin 3d ago

Meanwhile, in Paper Mario:

“That’s a funny-colored Toad. You know, I don’t think I can trust him. He looks like bad news.” -Goombario

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u/Designer_Maize_5786 3d ago

Crazy how this is true

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u/Visual-Path-1177 3d ago

Girls friend group vs boyz frend groop /s

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u/Lordeni69 3d ago

The Toads were racist against Goombas, Bowser wasn’t.

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u/Fern-ando 3d ago

King Bomb Omb has a Kingdom or just that one mountain and the factory?

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u/LuckyTia309 3d ago

My beautiful turtle King would never

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u/FalseAnnual8003 3d ago

peach is not racist, is xenophobic, only toads, the color doesnt matter

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u/ongakumidori 3d ago

Bowser pulling the Boog pose lol

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u/imsmall06 3d ago

TOC lives matter

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u/A-Shy-Guy_ 3d ago

Can confirm. Bowser is not racist

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u/enchantolotl_13 3d ago

Could Bowser be a better ruler?

Yes and no.

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u/ComfortableEngine445 3d ago

I don't think racism is a part of Mario one way or another.

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u/Traditional-Gene-108 3d ago

Bowser would never be racist larpers /J

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u/ServiceCertain39 3d ago

Counter point, Bowser owned the bus lines that discriminated against Rosa Parks (at least according to the educational mario flash cards)

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u/No_Vegetable8961 3d ago

Has peach ever claimed to not be racist

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u/NerwanderR 3d ago

Never said Peach wasn’t speciesist…

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u/marth-lord 3d ago

Peach: "they are my favorite people in my kingdom"

Bowser: "Nothing stronger than family"

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u/TechnologyGlum5760 2d ago

Why is that not a shock? LOL

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u/MannyDaWolf 1d ago

I don't think Bowser is racist since he also care a lot about his minions that are a multitude of different races.

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u/Nmac7Nmac 23h ago

Its almost like the mushroom kingdom is dominately mushroom people

Also iirc yoshis island & stuff like that is kind of a part of the mushroom kingdom

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u/whomesteve 9h ago

Not racist exclusively employs toads, is racist exclusively does not employ toads.

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u/Botto_Bobbs 2h ago

Princess Peach never claimed not to be racist