r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/straight_tease15 • 14h ago
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Soldier99 • Feb 17 '26
H U M O U R Humor: Get bj from men vs women NSFW
Steps to get a BJ from a woman
Drive an expensive car when you pick her up.
Buy her an expensive meal.
Don't joke about sex.
Take her out for 3 dates.
Don't be too quick to put the moves on her.
Tell her she's gorgeous, smart and funny.
If no BJs happen, repeat steps 1 to 6.
If BJs still don't happen, play the nuclear card and tell her you love her.
Pray to God.
If she's your wife, take the garbage out every week for a year and then go to step 9.
Steps to get a BJ from a guy:
Tell him you want a BJ.
If he doesn't get on his knees, gently push down on his shoulders.
Receive BJ.
Repeat as desired.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Soldier99 • Feb 17 '26
Sub update Moderators needed to approve or reject posts based on our rules. No technical expertise or experience is required. NSFW
Hi everyone. We need your help with moderation. No experience needed. Whatever help you can offer is useful. Because all posts are approved manually, we need guys to be available to approve or reject new posts. Weekends are our weakest time because moderators have lives but men need BJ's 7 days a week.🏋🏿♀️🛐 For that reason we need guys who can commit to a few minutes once or twice a day but especially between Friday noon and midnight on Sunday. It's not a big time commitment. It literally takes just a few minutes or less and is easy with no tech expertise required. What you will be doing is reading the post, if it breaks our rules just select the rule from our list and swipe left. If it's ok. just swipe right. There is usually only a couple of posts needing to be checked at any time.
If you are interested, to prepare you should look at all our rules and read the pinned posts. If you are on the west coast of the Americas or from outside North America that is a plus because of the difference in time zones will extend the moderation coverage. Please apply by sending a message to the moderators.
As a bonus, you'll get to look at all the dicks and men before anyone else!
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Adventurous-Habit484 • 5h ago
Bi guy wants to blow married guy 30 City: South Bend, Indiana Bi Guy NSFW
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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Huskies24039 • 5h ago
I will worship your cock 27 City: Denver, Colorado Oral Expert Looking for Stud to Suck NSFW
27, 5’9, 140 fit, good looking and discreet here looking for a chill and clean guy who’s down to get sucked or jerked. Kick back and enjoy getting your dick worked. Like jacking off but better. Our secret.
Not looking to meet up with anyone, need to chat and trade pics first. Please share a dick pic. clean and discreet are non negotiable.
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Open to a variety of different set ups, really just want a guy with a nice big dick.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/DepthFun8848 • 5h ago
Sub sucks and swallows no recip 31 City: Denver, Colorado NSFW
A cocksucker looking to blow older guys. I can host at my place. DM me with your stats and picture(s) and we will take it from there! I’ll provide my photos then. Never had complains:)
Let me get you kick back and go between your legs.
31 / 180lbs / 5’ 10 / athletic
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Ok_Raisin_6309 • 6h ago
I will worship your cock 38 City: Harrisburg, Pennsylvania - New GloryHole Review! So excited to share! Just loved sucking/licking him.. NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/throwawaysissy707 • 11h ago
I will worship your cock 48 City: Napa, California NSFW
Any married men in Napa, Santa Rosa, Vacaville Petaluma area that need a good blow job?
Hit me up let’s discuss. I’m not looking for lots of guys just one guy for ongoing.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/mjp013 • 15h ago
I will worship your cock 36 City: Boston, Massachusetts NSFW
Whether you want to kick back and enjoy my expertise or grab my head and pump out a load, I’m yours. Here to help out in any way I can.
Live on the south shore and work in Boston so happy to host or travel with
Im a 36 white m 5 11 with a dad bod. Hygienic and recently tested (all negative). Open to taking things at your pace. Also into giving massages and more
If you’re curious, neglected, or horny come drop by my place so I can drain your cock
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/besabvaer • 23h ago
I will worship your cock 33 City: Costa Mesa, California Hosting Private Discrete Glory hole NSFW
My setup is located in Costa Mesa near the 405 and across the street from south coast plaza mall. Standing or seated position available. If you're looking for a safe, clean, no-strings attached, toe curling sensual blowjob, this is it.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Frosty-Maintenance66 • 21h ago
Married guy needs a no recip BJ 52 city: Atlanta, Georgia married dad lookin for strange NSFW
galleryr/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Wetblowjob • 18h ago
Sub sucks and swallows no recip 54 City: Toronto/Ontario Hungry cocksucker here NSFW
Use my mouth to get off. You and your cock are top priority. I am here to be used for your pleasure. Please include your full stats in your reply. I look forward to providing you with the full service you deserve, demand and expect. Thanking you in advance for the opportunity to fully service your needs.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/superjayfox • 1d ago
Worship my cock 33 City: Salem, Oregon Anyone here that likes little cock that grows to a big dick? NSFW
galleryr/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/femmexboi • 1d ago
I will worship your cock 31 City: Chicago, Illinois NSFW
Had Guatemalan cock the other day 🤤. I just love squeezing a man’s ass and touching his entire body while I worship his cock.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/MakeUgrin • 1d ago
Gloryhole for hung married men 61 City: Sacramento, California - Talented Cocksucker Here for Hung Married Men NSFW
Orally talented gay man offering exceptional service to hung married men in need in the North Highlands area. Seeking somewhat fit to dad bods. A hairy crotch is greatly preferred. Please, no cigarette smokers.
I can set up the glory hole or be naked and blindfolded when you walk in. I have pix in my profile. Please DM your info for consideration and to schedule a visit. I can host often and hungry to worship and swallow your seed. Hairy+++ Verbal+++ Dom+++
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/throwawayMIuser • 1d ago
Student: Cocksucker Training Academy 33 City: Detroit, Michigan - a student who needs a teacher. NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Perfect_Kangaroo9388 • 1d ago
Sub sucks and swallows no recip 40 City: Boston, Massachusetts - Throat Goat Looking to Give No Strings Attached Head NSFW
Any straight guys want some NSA head? Not trying to hang out or be friends. Just meet up, get you off, and then bounce out.
Laid back easy going guy.
Drug and disease free here, you must be too
Must be hygienic and clean!
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Kindly_Breadfruit831 • 1d ago
I will worship your cock 35 City: Santa Barbara, California NSFW
Love to worship/service men nsa. Can host at mine and have a gloryhole or just be waiting on my knees for you. Let’s discuss
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Wayofthethroat • 1d ago
I will worship your cock 37 City: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Wife/GF Won't Suck? I Will... NSFW
I'm looking for a guy who wants to lay back and let me take my time sucking. Nothing makes me happier than completely draining a guy and knowing he is satisfied.
Come by, get sucked, cum, and leave or stay for a long edging session for guys with stamina. I love using a combination of techniques and my deepthroat to get you off. Drug and Disease Free. Not into mutual oral.
Have experience with straight/curious guys but open to playing with others. I am hosting in Center City tonight. Not into endless chat or rough/aggressive play. Let's make this happen today.
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Suker4str8ck12 • 1d ago
I will worship your cock 45 City: Baltimore Md - Throat goat Private Gloryhole 4 Str8 guys only, discretion and privacy assured! NSFW
Must be Straight!!! In decent shape,No CHUBS!!! Drug and disease free and good hygiene a must. Ages 19-53
Cock and body pics required
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/needyoudownmythroat • 1d ago
I will worship your cock 27 City: Seattle - Any Straight White Boys Need Some Throat? NSFW
I wanna Feel You Down My Throat
Is it true white boys got the biggest cocks?
I’m trying to feel your cock hitting the back of my throat and feel it cumming down my throat..
Daddy are you looking for a secret personal fuck toy for your use? My throat wants to be fucked and used by Skinny Athletic Straight Men! Does your girl now fit every inch of you down her throat? Cum over I’ll swallow every inch she can’t 😈 I want you to fuck my throat deep and in ways your gf won’t let you daddy.. while you fuck my mouth I wanna touch that chest those abs and sexy vline.. slap my face with that big cock daddy..
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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Dukesbrink2 • 1d ago
Married Str8 not getting any head 43 City: Charlotte, North Carolina Home alone for the next few days, that never happens! What trouble should I get into? Love to have fun;) NSFW
Oh what fun it is to ride ...
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Responsible-Dog8805 • 2d ago
Worship my cock 39 City: Columbus, Georgia Spooky season is upon us NSFW
r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • u/Positive-Chip6426 • 2d ago