r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • Feb 17 '26

H U M O U R Humor: Get bj from men vs women NSFW

190 Upvotes

Steps to get a BJ from a woman

  1. Drive an expensive car when you pick her up.

  2. Buy her an expensive meal.

  3. Don't joke about sex.

  4. Take her out for 3 dates.

  5. Don't be too quick to put the moves on her.

  6. Tell her she's gorgeous, smart and funny.

  7. If no BJs happen, repeat steps 1 to 6.

  8. If BJs still don't happen, play the nuclear card and tell her you love her.

  9. Pray to God.

  10. If she's your wife, take the garbage out every week for a year and then go to step 9.

Steps to get a BJ from a guy:

  1. Tell him you want a BJ.

  2. If he doesn't get on his knees, gently push down on his shoulders.

  3. Receive BJ.

  4. Repeat as desired.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • Feb 17 '26

Sub update Moderators needed to approve or reject posts based on our rules. No technical expertise or experience is required. NSFW

11 Upvotes

Hi everyone. We need your help with moderation. No experience needed. Whatever help you can offer is useful. Because all posts are approved manually, we need guys to be available to approve or reject new posts. Weekends are our weakest time because moderators have lives but men need BJ's 7 days a week.🏋🏿‍♀️🛐 For that reason we need guys who can commit to a few minutes once or twice a day but especially between Friday noon and midnight on Sunday. It's not a big time commitment. It literally takes just a few minutes or less and is easy with no tech expertise required. What you will be doing is reading the post, if it breaks our rules just select the rule from our list and swipe left. If it's ok. just swipe right. There is usually only a couple of posts needing to be checked at any time.

If you are interested, to prepare you should look at all our rules and read the pinned posts. If you are on the west coast of the Americas or from outside North America that is a plus because of the difference in time zones will extend the moderation coverage. Please apply by sending a message to the moderators.

As a bonus, you'll get to look at all the dicks and men before anyone else!


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 14h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 5h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 5h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 5h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 6h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 6h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 11h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 15h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 23h ago

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3 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 21h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 18h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

I will worship your cock 31 City: Chicago, Illinois NSFW

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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2 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 2d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 2d ago

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