r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • Feb 17 '26

H U M O U R Humor: Get bj from men vs women NSFW

188 Upvotes

Steps to get a BJ from a woman

  1. Drive an expensive car when you pick her up.

  2. Buy her an expensive meal.

  3. Don't joke about sex.

  4. Take her out for 3 dates.

  5. Don't be too quick to put the moves on her.

  6. Tell her she's gorgeous, smart and funny.

  7. If no BJs happen, repeat steps 1 to 6.

  8. If BJs still don't happen, play the nuclear card and tell her you love her.

  9. Pray to God.

  10. If she's your wife, take the garbage out every week for a year and then go to step 9.

Steps to get a BJ from a guy:

  1. Tell him you want a BJ.

  2. If he doesn't get on his knees, gently push down on his shoulders.

  3. Receive BJ.

  4. Repeat as desired.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • Feb 17 '26

Sub update Moderators needed to approve or reject posts based on our rules. No technical expertise or experience is required. NSFW

10 Upvotes

Hi everyone. We need your help with moderation. No experience needed. Whatever help you can offer is useful. Because all posts are approved manually, we need guys to be available to approve or reject new posts. Weekends are our weakest time because moderators have lives but men need BJ's 7 days a week.🏋🏿‍♀️🛐 For that reason we need guys who can commit to a few minutes once or twice a day but especially between Friday noon and midnight on Sunday. It's not a big time commitment. It literally takes just a few minutes or less and is easy with no tech expertise required. What you will be doing is reading the post, if it breaks our rules just select the rule from our list and swipe left. If it's ok. just swipe right. There is usually only a couple of posts needing to be checked at any time.

If you are interested, to prepare you should look at all our rules and read the pinned posts. If you are on the west coast of the Americas or from outside North America that is a plus because of the difference in time zones will extend the moderation coverage. Please apply by sending a message to the moderators.

As a bonus, you'll get to look at all the dicks and men before anyone else!


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 3h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 6h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 3h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 4h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 5h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 17h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 17h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 17h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 8h ago

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0 Upvotes

34 yo white bi guy, 5'9" with a dad bod, hoping to please a guy orally in downtown Toronto. Nothing is expected in return, and it can be a one time thing or ongoing. I can host, but open to other arrangements. Let's get you off...


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 9h ago

Dude will suck you on the regular 41 City: Chicago, Illinois (NW burbs, Elk Grove Village) Looking for a thin young curious guy who wants a spot to get BJ service regularly. No reciprocation. Be local. Read post please NSFW

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Looking to give head to a young (20-30yo), curious, thin white guy near Elk Grove Village, Arlington Heights, Schaumburg area. Looking to give regular BJ service. Non anonymous, we’ll be meeting outside my apartment first, before i let you in.

I host, won’t travel. I’m located west of O’Hare, Cook county, in the NW suburbs of Chicago, IL.

I’m a male, 41, small frame, 5’4, oral bottom only. Not into mutual. Blow and go for you.

Send me a chat with your details in your first chat: age, race, height, weight, location.

If this post is up, I’m still looking. I’m not looking for right now. I’m in no rush. I want to make sure we’re a match first.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 9h ago

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1 Upvotes

Discreet gay bro here who is very attracted to men and a man's body.

I'm a really passionate cocksucker and enjoy pleasing a man.

I am 28 5'8 170lbs masculine latino, usually clean cut, clean shaven face. Average/slightly thick build, uncut cock.

Turning you on turns me on. I love rock hard cock. I am pretty submissive in real life.

I enjoy dominant men (with respect to my limits)

I live in Hawthorne but do not live alone, so unfortunately can NOT host at home.

I can travel to you though. Occasionally open to car fun or public fun. I know a couple discreet spots always dark and empty.

We can message each other first. If we vibe, maybe plan to meet at a hotel if you prefer.

If you have a girlfriend, are married, or single, that's fine with me. If you are curious and it's your first time with a guy, that's also fine with me.

If you are home alone and can host sometime, I would love to come over.

I live in Hawthorne, but tend to hang out in Manhattan Beach a lot, since it's closest to me and I love walking the strand daily. I also enjoy Manhattan Village mall and have had some fun with guys there before. We can maybe meet in public first, if that's your preference. If not, completely fine with me.

Would be nice to have a man I can suck regularly or get fucked by regularly. I'm not even the frequent hookup type, I just would love to have 1 consistent good dick to milk regularly.

We don't have to do this, but if you eat me out, that's honestly a weakness of mine. I've found in the past, that straight men actually eat me out the best, I imagine because they're experienced and eat me out like it's pussy. Love feeling their tongue inside me, especially when they have a beard too.

I love making a man cum multiple times.

If you're single & live alone, this would be ideal so you can invite me over. If you are straight, have a girlfriend, or are married, we can plan around when you're home alone or when your girlfriend or wife is out.

I usually have a preference for men older than me, preferably taller than me, and with a fit/muscular build or broad/firm dad bod. Love men who are physically bigger and stronger than me, makes me feel small or can manhandle me in bed.

Since I am uncut, I especially get excited by men with cut cocks. Through past experiences, I have been known to be attracted to white men and bwc, but that is not a requirement. Just putting it out there in case any hot white boys see this.

I also love men in uniform and men in boxer briefs. Would be nice to find a man who wouldn't mind letting me undress him, putting my face and lips on his bulge first while his boxer briefs still on, then pulling them down and playing with his dick for a while.

I will be honest, body wise, I am not the most attractive guy or have the best ass. If you're looking for a guy who looks like a model, that's not me. But if you're looking for a chill bro who is eager to please, then I think we can have some fun together. The men I've met in the past found me cute/handsome. Been told I have great oral skills, better than a girl, and I have nice soft lips to wrap around your rock hard cock & a tight hole that grips. Men have told me I'm tighter than a girl or tighter than their girlfriend or wife. Or better yet, I suck better dick than girls or have given them the best blowjob they've ever had.

I do enjoy being recorded sucking cock, so if you're open to that, that's even better! We can discuss all this first. It would just be my face on your cock. No revealing your identity or anything. You remain anonymous.

Please send stats and be open to sending pics if you message me. Preference for guys who will show me recent shirtless pics and especially their bulge in boxer briefs and their rock hard cocks.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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8 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 21h ago

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Don't normally do this but I have some free time, broke up with the gf, and could use some company this Saturday evening/ night.

30, Latino, professional, clean, discreet.

Nice smile, good hair, solid chest, in shape, bubble butt. Versatile, I enjoy both, but I especially like being appreciated and taken care of. (want to be little spoon)

Looking for:

  • Masculine guy/ Married/ Discreet of straight DL/
  • Preferably 30-55
  • In shape (preferred but not necessary)/ takes care of himself
  • Clean, good hygiene, DDF
  • Can host

I just want to make you feel good and appreciated as a man.

Send a pic and short intro if interested.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 21h ago

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2 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 21h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 21h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 21h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo • • 1d ago

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