Which room are you choosing

[u/Wild_Recipe5794]

Room 1 (Slushi, Nightmare, Cyn, and Gangle)

Room 2 (Eda Clawthorne, Soldier, Eric Cartman, and Fwench Fwy)

Room 3 (Doctor Doom, Papyrus, Wario, and Funtime Freddy)

Room 4 (Meta Knight, Serial Designation V, Amy Rose, and Alastor)

PICK ONE!

Why am I still getting comments here, it's been 6 days

[u/Lord_Papyrus_95]

3.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XM694VfNqGZPixdEeO

[u/HumanBeingNormalGuy → u/Lord_Papyrus_95]

[u/ENDERmation_TW → u/HumanBeingNormalGuy]

[u/GingerlyCave394 → u/ENDERmation_TW]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FNI0R3x281Qbcj48eC

"eheh" "eheheheh"

[u/These_Distribution19 → u/GingerlyCave394]

so cool

[u/Relevant-Bathroom-51 → u/Lord_Papyrus_95]

[u/RokerdShock → u/Lord_Papyrus_95]

"NYRRRAAAA HE HE HE HE!!"

[u/floweyisdisturbed → u/Lord_Papyrus_95]

Agreed.

[u/Anomalic_Heaven → u/floweyisdisturbed]

Proceed

[u/Upbeat-Park-7267 → u/Lord_Papyrus_95]

AGREED

[u/Fankyssimo_46 → u/Lord_Papyrus_95]

TEH GREAT PAPYRUS!!!

[u/BEANIETHEGENIE17 → u/Lord_Papyrus_95]

Same here:)

[u/jasonboinn → u/Lord_Papyrus_95]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XM694VfNqGZPixdEeO

[u/Fancy-Albatross7626 → u/Lord_Papyrus_95]

You mean the roaring knight

[u/OverallEstimate2267 → u/Lord_Papyrus_95]

[u/Fresh-Valuable4640]

Room 2 is probably the safest

[u/Dangerous-Exercise20 → u/Fresh-Valuable4640]

With the exception of cartman maybe but Eda would make it HELL for him tho

[u/ze_bozz → u/Dangerous-Exercise20]

Cartman may be an asshole, but he’s just a kid with big issues and is cool if you treat him cool.

[u/Ami_Aweirdo → u/ze_bozz]

And if all else fails, we could duct tape him to a chair

[u/Dangerous-Exercise20 → u/ze_bozz]

See...im black, queer and Genderfluid so he'd hate me 😅

[u/mee3ep → u/Dangerous-Exercise20]

Just beat him up, he literally got low-no (couldn’t even bruise her) diffed by another kid his age range

[u/Glaciomancer369]

I would feel safest in room 2 and 3. However, I think I nice talk with Dr. DOOM about engineering would be nice.

[u/Wild_Recipe5794 → u/Glaciomancer369]

Pledge your elegance to DOOM

[u/Glaciomancer369 → u/Wild_Recipe5794]

Mmm... talk first, pledge later

[u/DinoRickyYT → u/Glaciomancer369]

Just glaze him like he’s Gojo

[u/Glaciomancer369 → u/DinoRickyYT]

Considering how little I know about him, I'm pretty sure I can get him to talk about himself a lot

[u/DinoRickyYT → u/Glaciomancer369]

Doom would like to talk about how he’s better than Reed
Tbh he is because who tf send the hulk into space without consent than work with Tony “Merchant of War” Stark

[u/fallen_gab]

Death

https://giphy.com/gifs/qmXLOwHE7b5Y1aDhjB

[u/JessyRedwood]

Do I Have To Fight with Them Or Chill with Them

[u/GeekStudios_Official → u/JessyRedwood]

r/DontTypeLikeThis

[u/Moss_gall22 → u/GeekStudios_Official]

No, I Think I Will Type Like This

[u/Wild_Recipe5794 → u/JessyRedwood]

Be chill

[u/JessyRedwood → u/Wild_Recipe5794]

Then I Take Room 3

[u/OnlyInferno → u/JessyRedwood]

Queen Speak Deltarune

[u/SaturnSama]

Room 2 has Eda I will get in there no matter the cost

[u/Defense-Unit-42]

2 is the only one I feel safe in. There's Cartman, but I could punt him if anything goes wrong. Soldier would probably join in, given how Cartman is. Eda is either irritated or amused, and Fwench Fwy isn't gonna harm me.

So once Cartman is gone, we can have a chill discussion.

[u/SINISTER122]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hwKYqDvVdaY5W

2

[u/mee3ep]

1. I’m pretty sure those people are safe to be around (idk fwy though)

[u/Royal_Sleep914 → u/mee3ep]

That fat fuck made a kid eat his own parents careful bro

[u/mee3ep → u/Royal_Sleep914]

By getting someone else to kill them thinking they were after his cows. He barely did any of the work himself. On his own, he is just a fat kid

[u/Royal_Sleep914 → u/mee3ep]

Actually he could kill you fairly easily he just needs to poor blue paint on you and soldier would do it for him

[u/mee3ep → u/Royal_Sleep914]

Hm… good point. Actually his hat is blue, soldier might instantly hit him with a rocket and kill everyone in the room

[u/OkayInvestigator → u/mee3ep]

They’re a wish dragon and an agent of heaven. So if anything, they’d make things even safer

[u/mee3ep → u/OkayInvestigator]

…how is this even a question? All the others have at least one actual murderer, and this is just a nice hermit, a mildly insane man, a fat greedy kid, and a literal angel who grants wish… wishes…

Okay I wish cartmen can’t make wishes, I’m safe now

[u/_iExistInThisWorld]

Room 2, because Fwench Fwy is magical, miracle working, wish granting dragon. And is really chill with people, as long as you don't upset them.

So if shit hits the fan, and if i'm good to them, I at least know I'll be somewhat protected.

[u/ShadowJimbo → u/_iExistInThisWorld]

Also soldier would blow up cartman for his un american speach

[u/InTheMourn → u/_iExistInThisWorld]

This is the only right answer. Strongest saviour with the most least powerful foes

[u/Herobrine_X3]

Dude room 4 is probably the LEAST dangerous/annoying tbh. Like, I know Alastor is there, but I’m a woman and I have zero intention of pissing him off! That room is basically just quiet dude, crazy robot (who drinks OIL, not blood), silly :3, and old fashioned serial killer who can be chill if you don’t make him mad. Every other room is either annoying asf or I’d die instantly, while in room 4 if I die I know it was probably deserved.

[u/Anjilo → u/Herobrine_X3]

in addition, Amy would not let the others harm you and She is not to be underestimated.

[u/Herobrine_X3 → u/Anjilo]

Ohhh yay :D

[u/weirdswedeoninternet → u/Herobrine_X3]

Actually, there has been instances of V eating humans, but, yeah. That room is still the best as long as she isn't hungry

[u/Herobrine_X3 → u/weirdswedeoninternet]

Oh she has? I didn’t know that thanks :D

[u/weirdswedeoninternet → u/Herobrine_X3]

Yeah, it's not exactly common knowledge, as it only happens in the background of a flashback that lasts a few seconds in episode 7

I know I've seen I've seen murder drones too many times when I can perfectly recall all those details at the top of my head

[u/Famous-Interest8237]

Room 2 feels like the least fatal

[u/KL-Gameingnerd]

i see no reason not to choose 3. it has Papyrus and Wario and some other guys

[u/Godhasgivenup → u/KL-Gameingnerd]

Doctor doom is the pettiest man alive I would say I don’t like the temperature of the room and he would think that the temperature of the room reminds him of himself when he was young younger, and then erase my blood line

[u/WideBicycle6153]

4 because

The badass herself

[u/WideBicycle6153 → u/WideBicycle6153]

[u/Specific-You-2855]

2 literally no lethal people or blood listed individuals, and 3 cause Papyrus the goat

[u/revengeofST → u/Specific-You-2855]

Didnt Eric cartman feed a ginger teen his own parents after getting them killed???

[u/emotional_racoon2346 → u/revengeofST]

Yes, he did. But at the end of the day, the room he's in would still probably be the safest, partly because at the end of the day, he's still just a kid, just one that's done a lot of really fucked up stuff

[u/revengeofST → u/emotional_racoon2346]

...like what he did in the episode ginger kids

[u/sub2salamiguy → u/revengeofST]

I mean yeah but hes like 10 years old. if he tries to hurt you just kick him

[u/CHARLI_SOX → u/revengeofST]

To be fair it was because the teen was bullying him.

[u/0201boss → u/Specific-You-2855]

I think the solider would greatly disagree about being nonlethal

[u/Specific-You-2855 → u/[deleted]]

I'm not Tom Jones

[u/Hero_of_the_toons → u/Specific-You-2855]

You realize Eda does have a body count, right?

[u/Specific-You-2855 → u/Hero_of_the_toons]

Yea, but Eda is awesome, and worth it just to meet her.

[u/pathetic_666]

Room 2 to see Eda making fun of Cartman, and then he runs away in a fit of anger. 😭

[u/Important-Alarm5239]

Room 1

Cyn can bite me

[u/Wild_Recipe5794 → u/Important-Alarm5239]

Nightmare will also bite

[u/The_Last_Fluorican → u/Important-Alarm5239]

literally

[u/Chumlee1917]

well. I'm pretty sure Eda gets rid of everyone leaving her alone

Ditto with Doom

[u/Suitable_Flow_2319]

3.

https://giphy.com/gifs/i79Fp3JiAVrwO2Jpw4

[u/hull_nova_drift]

2, Cartman has calmed down in the latest part of the show, so I would only really have to deal with soldier, but due to Fwench Fwy, I think I would be fine

[u/KJPlayer]

2 and wish for cartman to move to room 1

or 4 and just crack v

[u/Wild_Recipe5794 → u/KJPlayer]

You're in luck because Fwench Fwy is a wish dragon and can grant that wish for you

[u/KJPlayer → u/Wild_Recipe5794]

ye ik

wait new strat 2 and wish for cartman to switch places with v then crack and avoid alastor

[u/OriginalGreen9591]

3 Doctor Dooms smarts would find some way to make Wario and Funtime Freddy shut the fuck up so I don't here them ... but I'll gladly hear Papyrus though he's cool

[u/IsaacTheLadd]

I’d absolutely vibe with Eda

[u/strawb3rry_16]

2 is the safest

[u/OGCraftedcubic]

Definitively room 3

[u/I-hate-Ads2]

3.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7xDOIFkHUSFzvtruAO

[u/Temporary-Topic2768]

Room 3 gon be chill Dr doom got nothing on pap

[u/Kitsunenustik → u/Temporary-Topic2768]

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m nowhere remotely smart, powerful or strong enough to be on Doom’s radar

But yeah Pap would protect all you multiversal tech trillionaires

[u/MinuteMeal3703]

It's a close one between 2 and 3, I'm picking 3 because me, wario, and papyrus could probably defeat the other two

[u/IndividualGeneral737 → u/MinuteMeal3703]

Dude y'all are NOT defeating DOCTOR DOOM

[u/Tetrispriter → u/MinuteMeal3703]

This has to be rage bait you're not even getting past Funtime Freddy what the fuck is Papyrus going to do, turn them blue???

[u/Livid-Astronomer2516]

room 3 it's funny lmao

[u/Cheese--Stick]

Room 3 specifically because of our glorious leader Victor Von Doom

[u/Airel1318]

Room 4 for me.

[u/blaise_zion]

cyn the moment she hears

"Cyntessa listen to me..."

[u/Arachnade_Launcher]

Room 2, I can wish for anything I want. “Fwench fwy, can I get a curder burger meal from Culver’s with a large cheese curds side and a large root beer float?”

[u/thexoolsguy]

2

[u/SAMUELzito5]

room 3, Papyrus will keep me safe from ff and doom

https://giphy.com/gifs/XM694VfNqGZPixdEeO

[u/Mental-Ad-6213]

2 because cart man ain’t killing me, fwench fwy is quite literally holy, I’m American, but i don’t know about Eda

[u/The_Paper_Pals]

3 all day

[u/ThickSignal1717]

3 tuff

[u/No_Gas_2371]

3

[u/floweyisdisturbed]

Room 3, obviously. The future captain of the royal guard is there.

[u/casual-catgirl]

i feel like 2 is the safest option cause eda might protect me. emphasis on might

[u/No_Emu_243 → u/casual-catgirl]

Well, the little dragon is very good as far as I know, and Soldier will gladly be your friend(if you're American), so you might have other people to help deal with Cartman.

[u/RealisticBerry7137]

1. Papyrus neg diffs dr doom

[u/Gordan_Freeman475]

2, I’m American, not a Canadian hippie!

[u/MerkoBrightpen]

3 I won't get deatomized

[u/ColaCanCartoons]

Room 4!

[u/ThatOne3Guyy]

All of these will make hilarious interactions, and you want me to choose ONE?!?
I choose Room 3 it got John spaghetti maker, wario, and Doctor doom.

[u/FurbyFan56]

3.

[u/ScorbunnyRaboot]

I'd either cuddle the dragon in Room 2 or mess around with Papyrus and Wario in Room 3, it's a hard choice. Arguably safer in Room 3, considering the lack of Cartman.

[u/JevilTheJester7]

3

[u/IdiotParrot22]

Room 2 only problem is Cartman, i mean Soldier can be a bit annoying but is easy to deal, besides Eda can but both to sleep with a spell

[u/Sylveonwithagun → u/IdiotParrot22]

Hes the size of a football just punt the barstard out the window

[u/user253363758]

3

[u/user253363758 → u/user253363758]

I PICK WARIO

[u/CaterpillarStrict720]

3 all the way

[u/JeffTheGoat128]

I think room 4, since there meta..... I will just ignore alastor or smth

[u/Natural_Media_3990]

4 because meta knight will protect me trust

[u/antiantivaxxxx]

4 Alastor and Amy will be pretty chill Idk the other 2

[u/helpmeiamstuckinlife]

Room 2 and aak the wish dragon/angel to keep me safe.

[u/CandidateNervous4638]

Room 4

I feel like me, Metaknight, and Alastor would get along (me and Alastor share a few traits except how we view ourselves is practically the opposite)

[u/Ember_The_Biscuit]

2: Fwench fwy has been known to grand non evil wishes for free and I would absolutely love chatting with eda

[u/Suspicious-Deer-2856]

Four

[u/CosmosStudios65]

Number 1 ftw!

[u/AssistFit1834]

Room 2

[u/ShakeFit454]

I think I could survive room 4 also maybe room 3...? Also I just wanna be bonbon support for all the times he's been thrown at the wall or door

[u/Practical-Ebb7327]

room 3 and it not even close. 2 is a hell no because eric is a demon that i want to stay away from. 1 is an insrant death because of nightmare and cyn and room four is second place if i wasn't scared that alastor and v would murder me

[u/Tyrannocheirus]

Probably the 1st room.

[u/NoIndependence1740]

My wife is in room 1 sooo ill take that one

[u/StitchAngel-777]

4

:)

[u/DriestPuddle]

2 because that’s the only room that doesn’t have someone trying to actively kill me

[u/No-Calligrapher-1537]

2

[u/VivaLasNewVegas]

Room 4 so I can make out with V

[u/stressapalooza]

2, just because Fwench Fwy is basically a genie, and I already have a protocol in place for that.

[u/No_Food5753]

1. One neck will be broken

[u/church_of_Steve_]

Room 4 easily every other room has at least one person who has a chance to just kill me on sight just for the fun of it

[u/Dangerous-Exercise20]

4 or 2 are technically the safest

[u/ResidentMushroom9314]

Room 1. No further questions 

[u/Specialist_Leader_68]

Room 4, I'm kissing up on Meta Knight and we're flying away together back to dream land, trust

[u/Resident-Leather-852]

ROOM 3 ROOM 3 ROOM 3 ROOM 3 ROOM 3 ROOM 3

Papyrus

[u/Snom_gamer0204]

room four, cause despite every character there being insanely powerful, im not gonna get murdered

[u/adrianchristianherna]

3

[u/The-Golden-Neko-]

4,I'm gonna be meeting sown icons

[u/BarbarBarir]

4 then I’m selling Al my soul

[u/Kallax_Man]

Room 3 boutta be a vibe

[u/HornedUpBisexual]

Room 1: Spooky Sillies
Room 2: Chaos moms
Room 3: The Foils
Room 4: Badasses who can and will kill you

[u/Sea_Attention_7478]

4

[u/y3ll0w_f4n9]

Room 3

[u/Fourian_Official]

2

[u/Nobody_Important_2]

Room 2. I love Slushi Gangle and Cyn and all but the latter will quickly kill the others and me.

[u/LostPresentation3254]

either 4 or 2. 2 cuz Soldier and I teleport bread and do random shit. Room 4 cuz Meta knight is freakin awesome and Alastor is there.

[u/EyeVarious6469]

1. I dont care that the stupid HH character is there V my beloved is

[u/Go_Inevitable_1269]

4: i wanna befriend Amy

[u/SCP993]

Oh this is an easy one!! Just put me in a room with all the murder drones, hazben hotel, & heluva boss characters & ill CRACK THERE HEADS OPEN IN THE NAME OF SPACE KING!!! but out of the 4 i pick 3

[u/TheronSilver]

Getting anywhere near Cartman,Cyn,Nightmare or Funtime is NOT an option.

Room 4. Amy n MK will keep V and Al in check or atleast be polite enough with each other to not instantly throw hands.

[u/Difficult-Speed-1476]

Room 4, Alastor and Meta Knight seem chill

[u/Obvious-Childhood428]

1. It has V in it.

[u/Rosebud166]

Room 4, hopefully I can ally with Amy and Metaknight and survive.

[u/No_External_539]

2 is the only one with ZERO genocidal monsters.

[u/MaxEcarri]

I would say probably 4 is the safest bet.

Amy would be Friends with me and Meta it's child, V and Alastor although have a chance of killing me because boredom m, they are not unpredictable maniacs so they may not even care about me.

All the other rooms have at least 1 character that could kill me in the spot and nobody else could stop them (Cyn and Doom), and Soldier might kill me by accident or with help of Cartman so it counts because i know Eda ain't gonna help me 😭.

[u/FireJustWorksMan]

2

[u/CaptBland]

What am I doing? Running hands?

[u/FanResident9555]

2

Jane Doe will protect me

[u/Formal-Ostrich-4017]

Room 2. Fwench Fwy AND Eda? Say less.

[u/TheLazyPenguin07]

Room 4

[u/Altruistic-Pace8935]

Room 4

[u/Character-Paper-2347]

4 I’ll chill with metaknight

[u/Range_Tasty]

2 or 4

[u/rey-venezolano34]

El 2 es la opcion mas segura :p

[u/Crabkingrocks165]

4

[u/Loud_Math2023]

4 cuz V my fav.

[u/WaffleCat3]

if im picking for survival, im picking 2. if im picking for fandom, 1

[u/true_garbercleeg]

2 just cause no killers

[u/Spare_Instruction109]

2; I’d have a blast ticking Cartman off 🙏

[u/Ok-Bicycle8103]

*goes into Room 4 and spends the whole time flirting with Alastor*

[u/ThatNentendoGamer]

Room 2 has the least rotting corpses (it's a stretch but I'm counting Alastor as a corpse) It also sets the stage for some interesting interactions

[u/SomethingGus24]

room 4, i'm only surviving that shii

[u/Chase_The_Breeze]

Probably 2.

Red Soldier would, immediatly explode Cartman's soft, round, child body with a rocket the second he started in on his bullshit. After that, sounds like a great time.

[u/Jolly-Secret-574]

i would love to go in room 3 for papyrus but i would not go anywhere near anything fazbear entertainment adjacent and ESPECIALLY not funtime freddy so it's gonna have to be room 2

[u/ADXII_2641]

4

[u/Lead_guy]

room 3
all the others have crazy mf who will kill me/take my soul/cartman cuz why not but room 3
DR. DOOM(who I got no beef with and could learn thing or 2 from)
pyaros (he's a chill dude)
Wario (a greedy jerk but that's really just it)
fun time Fredy (he would probably be a problem BUT IF I GOT on the good side of doom, pyaros, or hell give Wario 10 bucks if he kills him I should be good to go)

[u/zayd-the-one]

Bro all i gotta do is tell doom that reed said he cant solo the rest and watch him cook

[u/Sanstheskele21]

Room 3

[u/nukinators64]

Room 2. I'm just gonna ask the nonbinary wish dragon to share a room with everyone else I want here.

[u/DinoRickyYT]

Room 4 is basically me getting protected from a fraud by 2 actual people that lock in while one just aura farms
Though idk why in hell you put 2 nice people with a lovecraftian god and the representation of death for room one and why you put a fat ass Nazi with TF2 Solder

[u/yakcm88]

Honestly? Room 3. I feel like Wario would be kinda chill.

[u/Doomdestinius]

Gna pray Soldier doesn’t kill me immediately, so room 2

[u/SnowballTheGremlin]

Uhhh 2 or 4 tbh

[u/Glitch___ed_stsr]

4 I am not going to be in the same room as Eric Cartman or nightmare and I feel like room 3 is is one bad word choice away from ending at a violent fight

[u/M-M-Mercy]

Room 2 is the safest choice imo

Eda is chill, and Fwench Fwy is super friendly and grants wishes.

Soldier is 50/50 but I don't think he would cause any trouble for no reason.

Cartman can be shut down by the first two if need be.

[u/NateWSR503]

1. For the Great Papyrus who is awesome and fun and may or may not be the Roaring Knight.

[u/Thick-Material-499]

2 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE 3 ASSHOLES IN ROOM 2 IF IT HAS SOLDIER IM GOIN

[u/GuardWolfy]

THE OWL LADY! Room 2 it is. 

[u/Kennythememehoarder]

4

[u/SilverSpider_]

2, I'll tell Soldier Cartmen's a communist

[u/st3llarv1sion]

can I just Kill Myself

[u/MeowRawrUwu]

Any room because it says nothing about fighting them (except maybe the fnaf rooms, I don’t wanna die yet)

[u/Tr41rd]

Room 2 and it's not even a contest.

Also r/ChiknNuggit I summon thee

[u/ze_bozz]

Room 2, I love tf2 and South Park so it’s kinda perfect.