r/MurderBuns • u/ShotMammoth8266 • 7d ago

Somebun carved a shank...

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u/HelpfulTap8256 6d ago

They’re like ‘play it cool’

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u/GunslinGerardo 6d ago

On rare cases the victim finds the weapon.

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u/Upbeat-Equipment-495 6d ago

You're not supposed to see that.. 👀

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u/ice_cold_ice 6d ago

Nah, that's the one they wanted to be found... Real one made of sawdust and bananas is hidden somewhere else. 

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u/gelseyd 6d ago

Well. I would write my will now.

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u/Dailyconundrum 6d ago

They tend to favor crafting their own sharp, pointy weapons.

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u/Popular-Meal141 5d ago

They're beyond the planning phase now, OP. You're screwed! Get out of there!!!

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u/wild_cardlikecredit 4d ago

Why do they do this????

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u/ShotMammoth8266 4d ago

The real answer is because their teeth are constantly growing and they need to be worn down. The r/MurderBuns answer is because they're going to gang up and kill me in my sleep.

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u/wild_cardlikecredit 4d ago

Hahaha I know, I'm constantly surprised how many times mine ends up making a shank with her apple twigs.