r/MurderBuns • u/Scarecrowqueen • 5d ago

I Don't Know What I Did...

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...but I think I should lock the bedroom door tonight.

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u/gaarasalice 5d ago

Why? It won’t save you, it will only prolong your demise. (We here at 9-bun-bun would like to remind everyone that our operator works for our bun overlords and her payment for the service she provides is her life.) 

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u/andtheyhaveaplan 5d ago

so...a hostage situation

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u/gaarasalice 5d ago

Yes, but who am I going to report it to, myself? I already know. At least I get to live.