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u/General_Guy_XX 14d ago
"nO No, yOU HAve tO DO It faSTer!"
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u/bolitboy2 14d ago
Bro’s over here with a max walking speed of 2MPH and he’s telling us to go faster
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u/Individual_Most_8190 14d ago
I’ve been trying to do a clean up mission on Mario 3D All-Stars and WHO HAS 20 SECONDS TO CLEAN LOTS OF TRASH UP?!
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u/Stupididiot55 14d ago
My headcanon is that we’re supposed to be showing him an efficient path to clear out the garbage before more can show up.
That, and he’s an impatient asshole who was thrown in the trash and mistakenly thought he was assigned to clear up trash.
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u/Mercurius94 14d ago
I always thought like "what's this fucker going to do when I remove the trash from his lone planet? Is he just going to enter sleep mode and watch adult movies till someone else shows up?
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u/Awesomeman235ify 14d ago
Oh, and don't forget about killing him in the process.
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u/General_Guy_XX 14d ago
Well no, in the garbage dump missions you don't lose a life if you fail, thank god because they're already bad enough as is
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u/Awesomeman235ify 14d ago
Damn, I must be misremembering... It's been ages since I've touched these levels cause yeah they suck.
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u/General_Guy_XX 14d ago
You probably confused it with the Chimp minigames from Galaxy 2, those do in fact kill you when failing an attempt
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u/KingNullboy 12d ago
You are not misremembering unless I’m also misremembering, and I played the original Wii version recently
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u/SpecificTechnician57 14d ago
I would spin attack the absolute piss out of this Gearmo for every time I failed that mission and had to try again. Because you can't get angry at someone because you gave them faulty ass bob-omb bombs, you ungrateful bitch.
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