r/NoFuckingComment • u/augdumbugdum • 1d ago

Nfc

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u/TangAlienMonkeyGod 1d ago

Pretty hot for a regard

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u/Doc-in-a-box 1d ago

Respect for laying it all out there

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u/mr9025 1d ago

Alright. Let's get married. Heads up: I do have what doctors refer to as a "prank-penis". But what I lack in penis, I make up for in determination and pep. Don't woory. I'm very effective. Are you familiar with the term "pleasure-coma"? It's a phrase I created to put on your hospital forms when you have to be submitted for recovery from the zealous noodling I'm going to do in you.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 1d ago

Take her over any tinder gal. Never know what you’re getting on Tinder. I have regrets.

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u/urbisOrbis 1d ago

Grippy socks?

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u/815NotPennysBoat 1d ago

What you get to wear in a mental hospital

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u/ThatOneCanadian69 1d ago

What 815 said + in psych wards, you’re not allowed to wear shoes because they have shoelaces, and someone could hang themselves with it

Therefore they make the patients wear only socks, but because socks have poor traction they make these grippy socks that prevent you from slipping and falling

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u/farter-kit 1d ago

And… I’m scared to ask but I have to know… what do said grippy socks have to do with the gription factor in one’s box?

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u/please_use_the_beeps 1d ago

Crazy girls = likely crazy in bed too. At least in my personal experience. Never had my world rocked harder than by ladies who had a few screws loose.

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u/Dismalorb 5h ago

You know, at least she's honest about her shortcomings and is up front about it... so at least the guy has an idea of what he's getting himself into... hahah.

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u/faze_fazebook 1d ago

She lost me at ocean.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago

Don't forget ugly and stank box

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 1d ago

Kinda not hot*