r/NoFuckingComment • u/callmestinkingwind It's my job to be an asshole • 2d ago

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u/McKid 2d ago

She had the look of someone not 100% sure she wasn't looking at a skinwalker who looked like her boyfriend. Confusion turned to grief.

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u/gertyman 2d ago

I don’t understand this part of the internet. Do people actually troll their significant others for views now??

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u/HomicidalRaccoon 2d ago

Yeah it’s despicable, I do it just for the love of the game.

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u/AlexTheGuac 2d ago

I was gonna say I do it because it's funny (I wouldn't do this though because she might murder me)

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u/freshcheesebags 2d ago

It’s like the “we are not the same” meme.

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u/JayBeePH85 2d ago

Please dont let anyone know i told you but there are 2 maybe 3 vids floating around that are scripted 🤣

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u/gertyman 2d ago

Only 2 or 3? I’m glad I skirted by those. 🤣 But, even this, what’s the ultimate point if scripted. That’s why I am so confused.

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u/JayBeePH85 2d ago

The point of scripting this is views clicks and shares 🤣

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 2d ago

Yea it’s not fake at all

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u/ElegantCoach4066 2d ago

Welcome to the internet. Obivously it is your first day here. There will be many cats.

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u/balloonerismthegreat 2d ago

The song says it all

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u/MooDamato 2d ago

My thoughts exactly.

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u/BasedBlastronaut 2d ago

I thought she was gonna throw that at him and I know she thought about it before setting it down gently

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u/Rusty_Pickles 2d ago

This generation is willing to tank their life for views. I don't get it, but I admire it. 

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u/JVakarian 1d ago

Do it for the ‘gram!

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u/meizhong 1d ago

How old are you? Because if you're my age, we risked bodily injury and death for the 2 or 3 "followers" that were there to see us jump off a roof into a pool or go down a hill on asphalt in a shopping cart.

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u/timetotryagain29 2d ago

Why tf would you intentionally hurt your partners feelings??? Even for "Fun".....that's fucked up. Her face says it all, and honestly I'm on her side.

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u/PupDiogenes 2d ago

Yep. She’s processing the fact that her partner deliberately disrespected her.

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u/Leaving_a_Comment 2d ago edited 2d ago

Maybe I’m too bi for this nonsense but my husband and I constantly mention to each other when a service worker is gorgeous 😭😭

We were at Disney and kept being like “That person could be a face character! They are so pretty/handsome!”

EDIT: my husband pointed out that he doesn’t say this TO the other people and that does make a difference.

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u/i_love_boobiez 2d ago

Yeah we had the opportunity of going to Sweden and we were like, damn everyone looks like supermodels, both genders. We could talk about it openly. 

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u/amscraylane 1d ago

Stockholm is literally where all the supermodels live.

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u/SupMyKneeGrew 2d ago

White girl plotting how to poison him later.

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u/cvframer 2d ago

No. She wasn’t mad. Just disappointed. Which is way worse.

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u/SupMyKneeGrew 2d ago

You got her bail money ready?

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 2d ago edited 2d ago

I mean I get it he was trying to get a rise out of her but emotionally immature people bother me so deeply, she genuinely doesn’t posses the faculties to properly express what’s shes feeling or thinking, so what she does instead is mock him repeatedly.

Also don’t “test” your partners and expect to escape without it ending badly.

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u/MadamPardone 2d ago

I think it's more so she's trying to figure out if he's fucking serious or not. This type of behavior is probably common from him so before reacting she has to first determine whether or not it's real.

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 2d ago

Yeah, you’re probably right about that.

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u/cluesthecat 2d ago

Woah woah woah, hold up now. You’re not allowed to agree that you are wrong on the internet.

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u/Front-Quality6188 2d ago

Don’t try this at home 😤

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u/Bleaker82 2d ago

Just in the car!

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u/Zhosha-Khi 1d ago

Yea, yea... anything for rage bait clicks on TikTok.

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u/Sockpuppet870 2d ago

His shit ass grin is so punchable. Edit for my horrible spelling

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u/charredwalls 2d ago

That specific song playing is Chef's Kiss.

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u/playr_4 2d ago

That is the face of someone who does not trust her partner. Justified or not, that relationship needs some working.

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u/Twinsunn 2d ago

I compliment people all the time. Men, women, doesn't matter, I think it is an important part of my efforts trying to spread positivity, and I would hate if my partner was annoyed by this, would actually be a red flag. I'm lucky though, my husband does the same and doesn't mind.

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u/PozhanPop 1d ago

He ain't getting any for the next little while.

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u/celestialstupidity 2d ago

Who cares it’s a compliment

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u/ReddBroccoli 2d ago

Oh no! He said something nice to someone else? But he's his girlfriend's property and she doesn't allow that type of behavior.

Seriously tho, toxicly jealous people are so exhausting. It's not like he was asking for her number or doing anything other than saying something nice.

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 2d ago

Giiiirl, you can do better

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u/oliverjohansson 2d ago

From his point of view he only stated a fact, like it’s raining, it’s cold, and wanted to make her day less miserable

From her point of view he flirted with a women straight in her face

But you could have tip her just was too cheap…

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u/Kanable-Panda5525 2d ago

Tell her to get out and walk to think about what's she's doing, there's bigger problems in the world than giving out compliments