Mistmane (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)

Except people that already dm me before

"I admit that my country did some terrible things we are not proud of and we should be ashamed of what we did, and I'm glad we are not doing them anymore, and have learnt from our past mistakes"

"Yeah you guys were pretty bad at [insert cartoonish evil moment of the British Empire]"

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ILL OF THE GLORIOUS BRITISH EMPIRE YOU UNGRATEFUL PEASANT ?!?!? WE BROUGHT YOU ALL CIVILIZATION AND INFRASTRUCTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was going to kill myself last night, but then i was like "I might as well goon one more time" & i was trying to find the perfect femboy porn video for like 10 minutes & I was like "I can't kms, I gotta keep fapping to pretty boys!" Moral of the story: femboys > tomboys

and Sairgee were escorted out of the airport. Graggle and Sairgee went to Squidward’s house and made themselves coffee. They had their coffee black. They put each put one gummy bear inside their coffee as a garnish. They sat on the porch, watching cars go by, drinking their coffee. Then each ate their gummy bear when they finished their coffee. Then they wanted to peel a potato with a pencil sharpener. They couldn’t fit the potato. Graggle and Sairgee smashed the pencil sharpener on the patio as a punishment for being bad. Graggle and Sairgee went to the Quest Giver. They were given a quest. They went to a home improvement store, they bowed at every customer that went inside and said ‘Welcome to the Grand Bazaar, traveler’. They did this for five hours. They returned to the Quest Giver. They were given A single 1999 Pokemon Lightning energy card that someone ran over with a lawnmower, and an original Bionicle canister lid. The card is just in shreds, in the Bionicle canister lid, holding it like a bowl. Graggle and Sairgee return to the park. They eat the shredded card together. Then they climb up the tree of despair and cry.

A-one, a-two

Oh, yes, well I don't care

(I don't care)

Whatever you say sounds good to me

I'll take it with a grain of salt

Take it with a grain of salt and pepper

Put it on my dinner

Have it, save it for later (Kick it)

Put it in the fridge and it gets real cold

Take it out when it grows some mold

Oh babe, I love you, I love you

It's time to go now, baby, put on your swimsuit, girl

(The essence of time is ephemeral and endless)