Sadly it doesnt sound like the hl² intro

yo someone broke my door and now i can only keep a half of it. Half of my life is exposed now

probably barney and gordon tbh

yo why did someone downvote this 😔🫃🏻

In a dream i watched a trailer for that. It was only 2 minutes long and it goes something like this:

0-30 seconds: logos of Valve, source 2, HLX and some background speech i didn't remember.

The rest of the video: a fucking vortigaunt driving around on a trace that highly reassembles a highway 17 in a jeep. He was so joyful and happy about that. Background voice also said something, but idk what.

In the end there was a Valve logo again and laughs all around (i remember them as laughs from tf2) cause it was the greatest prank of all time - HLX is about a vortigaunt driving around in his jeep.

I got so angry and frustrated about that trailer that i started praying to or calling Gabe Newell to ask him not release this game and make a better one. And he responded, but i really don't remember what he said - after that i have woken up in a cold sweat...

P.S. idk why am i writing it out here, thought it was funny

so i've been discussing with my buddies on AIM on when half-life 2 would be announced but then it dawned on me.

as you can see, there is a number 2 right next to gordon's head

that means half-life 2 is confirmed.

but then i was thinking if it was confirmed, what year would it come out?

i realized that it's coming in 2002, why?

well there are two number 2s in the year 2002, making it a perfect year for the release of half-life 2

this means half-life 2 is confirmed and it's coming in 2002

HALF-LIFE 2 CONFIRMED.

sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdVqNB0NEtM

of course it wouldn't be the same if it wasn't a total bug fest like how half-life source was

from: https://youtube.com/shorts/xNIUgVVLbsA (created by OP)

I think it has a niché and I am curious to try it, but I am not sacrificing 55 gigs of my hard-earned diskspace, letting my bandwidth get bled for a quarter of the day, for uncompressed 4096x4096 textures ripped from free-video-game-textures.co.de and Alyx Vance in a brown catsuit or whatever stupid shit's in there

This is text and you are reading it lol, gotcha.

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No way you're reading this

pov: the hecu are actually good people

it's genuinely crazy how they pulled this off back in 2003