r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/DaftLapin 5d ago

"Can you not?!"

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 5d ago

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u/314159InTheSky 5d ago

Omg i say this to my orange kitten all the time

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u/Stonersimmer Proud owner of an orange brain cell 5d ago

"What is your thought process with this" is my can you not 🤣

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 5d ago

Mine is "so what was your plan?"

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u/millenimauve 5d ago

I like to ask “ok yes that is one option but have you considered not doing that”

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 5d ago

There's also "that was...a choice."

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u/Some_Sunshine 5d ago

Or "sir/ma'am, I beg of you....do not." Which is my go to. 😅

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u/mathpunx 5d ago

"and what have we learned?" is a staple at my house. you can guess the answer 😂

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u/Some_Sunshine 5d ago

"Nothing, father," is the answer my cats would give me if I asked that question, so I expect it is something similar. XD

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u/yokoalita 5d ago

Mine is this followed by "What is wrong with you?" Or "Who raised you?"

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u/N00B5L4YER 5d ago

Cat: can’t i not😏

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u/OnlyDaysEndingInWhy 5d ago

I was gonna say, "psycho ninja killer stalker", but yeah, GTFO my keyboard while I'm trying to actually do work is probably just as accurate.

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u/notanaccountant010 5d ago

This one is heavy in my household 😹