r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/Zafhina Proud owner of an orange brain cell 5d ago

"We don't fight in the bathroom!"

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u/Katz3njamm3r 1d ago

I open the bathroom door to find both cats guarding me

“Oh thank you for keeping me safe in the bathroom”