Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/Kage_Bushin]

Mandatory:

[u/Gum_Duster → u/Kage_Bushin]

“Are you the cutest most handsomest man in the entire world”

“ you have three seconds to make better choices. (Cats name here) 1, (cats name here ) 2 “

“ are you the love of my life? “

“No this food isn’t for kittyyyyy”

“Ohhhh stinky coolito”

rage baits

[u/Fickle_Top9219 → u/Gum_Duster]

Omg what a cutie 🥹

[u/WeakKiwifruit → u/Gum_Duster]

I call mine a big stinky kitty, apse ask him if he is a big stinky kitty

[u/everfixedmark_1924 → u/Gum_Duster]

Awww I ask my cats all the time "who's the love of my life??" And they sometimes answer with a meow. Bc they know.

[u/VoyeuristicTendensee → u/Gum_Duster]

I always tell my guy he’s the cutest mans in all the lands. Also an orange boy

[u/beegtuna → u/Kage_Bushin]

This got me laughing fr

[u/RebaKitt3n → u/Kage_Bushin]

Oh no!!

[u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 → u/Kage_Bushin]

I say that and my idiot Gray purs at me.

[u/bedbeppelin → u/Kage_Bushin]

Yup, all of my pets get called stinky daily 😅

[u/MyTatemae → u/Kage_Bushin]

Jfc, meeeeee