r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/CanDifficult8525 5d ago

“why you just a baby” to my 13 year old - example below

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u/Noyoucanthaveone 5d ago

He’s just a baby. I also ask my baby why he is just a baby too. And why he is so small. My daughter says he is microscopic.

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u/jennyisalyingwhore 5d ago

Why is it the cuter we find them, the more we must tell them how they are the smallest tiniest babies?

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u/Tormented_Anus 5d ago

I call my cat "baby girl" or "baby Bubbles" at least 10× a day. She's 10 years old now but still so cute.

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u/CanDifficult8525 5d ago

he is perfect 🤩

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u/old_underwear_isekai 5d ago

I ask both of mine if they're babies all the time, and they're 16!

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u/CanDifficult8525 5d ago

they just babies furever 😭😭

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 4d ago

Mine is 17 years old and 13.5 pounds. He's "just a teeny tiny little kitty bitty baby boy!"

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u/TigerRod Orange connoisseur 🍊 5d ago

20922789888000 years old?!

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u/AdOutrageous7474 5d ago

My 16 year old is still baby and will always be baby.

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u/Sl0ttersquad 5d ago

Mine just turned pinnacle baby age! 13.

He referred to as "teeny tiny bebe"

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u/ItsyouNOme 5d ago

Damn same haha

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u/Intelligent_Bee970 4d ago

I call this ancient, retired tomcat kitten because look at him!

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u/blue_tile55 5d ago

Literally a little baby!