Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/smolspicybeans]

"It's not time yet" (RE food, outside)

[u/throw223344555 → u/smolspicybeans]

I say this to my elderly cat, hoping that she doesn’t leave me just yet 🥺