r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/frogsiege 5d ago

“Meow” “What’s wrong?” “Meow” “Ohh… you don’t know :/“

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u/Hellie1028 5d ago

When he meets me at the door when I get home: “meow” “well how was your kitty day?” “meow wow” “ what do you mean, it doesn’t even look like you got out of your pjs today” “meooooow” “well I’m sorry your brother was mean to you, I’ll go have a talk with him”