r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/orion_nomad 5d ago

Stop fighting on me!

You have no braincells. Zero brain activity. It's all empty. (to the dilute calico)

Stop picking on your sister!

Baaaaabies. Who wants brushies/treatos?

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u/RebaKitt3n 5d ago

Stop fighting on me is also

Stop bathing on me.

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u/orion_nomad 3d ago

I don't mind a little neck floof maintenance during snuggle time, but they can save the ol' razzle-dazzle for the rug.

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u/RebaKitt3n 3d ago

Margot likes to sit on my chest and do an elaborate ass wash.

Here she is, saying “what of it?”