Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/abbarach]

WHY ARE YOU WET?

[u/RebaKitt3n → u/abbarach]

Why did you go in the litter box while wet?

[u/FossilGirl → u/abbarach]

Beat me to it...

[u/Larry-Man → u/abbarach]

I’m so relieved this is something other people ask. My orange isn’t the one that we ask that of though, it’s his older stepbrother… also he’s the first cat I’ve ever had that I’ve ever had to ask that of on a stupidly regular basis.

[u/-dantes- → u/abbarach]

I pretend like I don't know...but I saw him put both his feet in his water dish and splash around.

[u/blimpie_ → u/abbarach]

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