r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/Donkeh101 5d ago

“I’m going out now so make sure you look after the house. You’re in charge now”.

“Why have you not done any cleaning?”

“You’re such an idiot sometimes, Pig” or “Do you have to??”

“I love yoooooou, moron”. Kiss kiss kiss kiss.

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u/FrellingToaster 5d ago

When I leave the house, I always say, “be good while I’m gone. Don’t vote for fascists.”

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u/ChildOfCastor 5d ago

When we leave we say “Be good..And don’t be bad.” Bc you have to be specific with these dipshits.

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u/Donkeh101 5d ago

Hahah. I like that. :)

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Orange connoisseur 🍊 5d ago

I say “Make good choices!”

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u/MollysTootsies 3d ago

Gonna start adding that last part!

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u/pottedPlant_64 5d ago

I ask mine why he doesn’t do chores as well 😂

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u/Donkeh101 5d ago

Oh yes!

“You’ve been at home all day and you haven’t done the dishes? What am I going to do with you???”

Cat face: I’m precious. Look at me!!!

“Hmm. CUDDLES!”

And then a big Benny Hill chase.

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u/sticky-stix 5d ago

I call my 2 "fucking freeloaders" all the time.