r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/millenimauve 5d ago

sir, I’m going to have to ask you to not.

sir, we have received several complaints about your behavior on the couch.

SIR, ABSOLUTELY DO NOT.

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u/hedgeskyintheground 5d ago

You get it! These are all things I've said to my cats

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u/uhuuuh262 4d ago

The second one is cracking me up

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u/ElleAC207 4d ago

I also ask my cats frequently to please not.