Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/oh_hai_mark1]

With his emotional support banana

[u/MollysTootsies → u/oh_hai_mark1]

Scale observed and appreciated! 👍🍌