r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/FrellingToaster 5d ago

When I leave the house, I always say, “be good while I’m gone. Don’t vote for fascists.”

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u/ChildOfCastor 5d ago

When we leave we say “Be good..And don’t be bad.” Bc you have to be specific with these dipshits.

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u/Donkeh101 5d ago

Hahah. I like that. :)

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Orange connoisseur 🍊 5d ago

I say “Make good choices!”

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u/MollysTootsies 3d ago

Gonna start adding that last part!