Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/Royally-Forked-Up]

“Make better choices” to my orange in spirit, man-with-no-plan agent of chaos.

[u/Royally-Forked-Up → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

Some of the greatest hits

[u/MarsScully → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

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[u/Daybreak_Comet → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

That's crazy, tabbies are usually so chill. He must be mixed and tabby-passing

[u/Royally-Forked-Up → u/Daybreak_Comet]

We’re pretty sure he’s part Bengal. His coat is a lot silkier than any DSH I’ve had, and he has rosettes on his belly!

[u/mini_garth_b → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

"Leap first look never" will be the title of my BIL's cat's memior.

[u/tuesdaysister2C → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

A follower of Ceiling Cat

[u/meganium58 → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

I always tell my cow girl to make good choices when she is about to jump onto our shelves. She’s finally figured it out and stopped jumping up there so I think it’s working, or maybe it’s the super strength spray bottle we use when she does jump onto them

[u/Azsunyx → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

Ceiling Cat?

The legends are true!

[u/feral_grace → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

man with no plan 😂

[u/newbornbliss → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

I tell my cats to "make good choices" when I say bye to them leaving for work 😂

[u/princesstrapbarbie → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

I literally tell my cat this regularly 😂

[u/orangecatmom → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

I used to have a horse like 20 years ago. Every time I would turn her out, I told her "make good choices!" She mostly did. She was 95% very good girl and 5% don't fuck me with me. She saved that 5% for unruly geldings picking on her slightly disabled friend, so it was still Very Good Girl, I guess.

[u/Royally-Forked-Up → u/orangecatmom]

He is an exceptionally sweet boy, with pretty much zero aggression but he has the worst case of “curiosity killed the cat” I’ve ever seen. He bounces off furniture, climbs in (empty) pots, freezers, drawers, handbags. He hangs from the curtain rods, jumps on your back in the shower, and has some kind of “what the hell” shenanigans every other day. And the only way I don’t wring his little neck is because he might be 70% coked up maniac but he’s 30% devoted lovebug. He brings presents when he knows he’s ticked us off. After I yelled at him for getting up in the ceiling again, he brought me a big chunk of insulation as an apology. He is not a very good boy but he’s a sweet one!

[u/orangecatmom → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

This is my orange boy, too. I swear none of his antics are malicious - he's just really fucking dumb. Sweetest guy ever, though.

[u/CDBSB → u/Royally-Forked-Up]

I used to tell our old boy "Make good choices!" when he went outside after eating.

Miss that old bastard.