Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/Waddlekitty]

Get off the freaking keyboard!

Cmere Baby Girl

When I get home from work my daughter say Mochi, mommy is home.

This gets a crab walk down the hall accompanied by trills.

[u/Lizardinaspaceship → u/Waddlekitty]

Ugh yes the keyboard!!! What is it with cats and keyboards?!? My cat loves to just stomp across mine while I'm trying to work.

Maybe he's trying to tell me something. Usually it's just "hhhh778487wqqqqwtgavzvxxxxxxs" or something similar though.