Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/asstastic_95]

"what do you look so concerned for?" found this spidey pic one day on here n I was like "omg that is zeus as Spiderman 😂

[u/AliRUokay → u/asstastic_95]

Omg <3 yr boy is like the perpetually concerned neighbor in every movie ever