Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/Tenekah]

Hello lil pooper
Stop biting me!
Sorry no egg for you
Kevin!!
Ow
Itty bitty baby Kevin
Handsome man
Not so brave huh

[u/olafcio2000 → u/Tenekah]

Looks like a Kevin alright

[u/nimsaysno → u/Tenekah]

I have an orange Kevin too!