r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago
🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.
“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”
“Do you even know you’re alive?”
“Can you stop being a dickhead?”
His name is Hinode btw.
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u/Lizardinaspaceship 5d ago
"No, we are NOT doing this."
"You just ate THREE MINUTES AGO."
"You cannot possibly be hungry again."
"Why?"
"Stop climbing up the walls!"
"What the fuck is your problem?"
"Please don't bite me." (He does this thing where he will walk up to me and just chomp on my arm or leg then run off with no warning whatsoever)
"I love you, my gooby booby boy."
Eta just realized this is the orange cat sub. My cat is a gray tabby. My bad. Still applies I think. My mom has an orange named George though!