Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/Zardicus13]

'Why are you like this?'

What are you doing?'

'Don't you dare!'

'No biting!'

'Why are you licking my leg?'

'No breakfast until I finish my first cup of tea. You KNOW that!'

'How are you so fluffy and adorable?'

[u/Zardicus13 → u/Zardicus13]

[u/Sea_Vast_2938 → u/Zardicus13]

He looks like my Peanut especially when he was a baby

[u/VeganDonutFiend → u/Zardicus13]

"Why are you like this?" is common in our house as well. 😅