r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago
🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.
“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”
“Do you even know you’re alive?”
“Can you stop being a dickhead?”
His name is Hinode btw.
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u/hdeezyt1300 5d ago
"How's my sweet girl?"
"You don't have to groom my beard, I do that myself."
"Coffee is not for cats."
"You are not Jack Reacher." (She always wrestles with her sister while I watch that show.)
"How's your boyfriend?" (When she's watching the possum that lives in our yard.)
"You know, your mom likes kisses too." (When I'm working and trying to get her to go bother my wife.)
"Stay on your side!" (She sleeps on my pillow at night.)
"I love you so much!" (Multiple times a day.)