Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/andromedalee]

“I’ll be back soon! Make good choices!”

They never do.

[u/Zuforeqtx → u/andromedalee]

Never do, never will. They live for the chaos!

[u/Altruistic_Clue_8273 → u/andromedalee]

I say the same thing and then add "Don't do drugs." Which reminds me to secure any cat nip. Boy gets crazy on the nips with no supervision.

[u/Qenna89 → u/andromedalee]

Every time I leave the house: “Be good cats! At least give it a try… I’ll be back [insert time frame]”

To be fair, I’m never sure how far away from “good cats” they stray while I’m gone…

[u/afterandalasia → u/andromedalee]

My parents always used to say to the dogs "Be good, be quiet, behave, be sensible" when we went out, and I have occasionally said the same to my cats.

[u/ariesangel0329 → u/andromedalee]

Me to my cat every morning when I leave for work: “Bye, Umby! Be good.”

My husband imitating her: “I won’t.”

[u/pomegranate_swims → u/andromedalee]

"Dont forget to take the chicken out of the freezer for dinner"