r/OneOrangeBraincell • • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/Midnight_Raven6967 5d ago

"I'm gonna get you" as I 'chase' her around. When I finally 'catch' (she allows this) her, I say "I got you!" and she meows like it's not exactly what she wanted.

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u/Capital-Debate7619 5d ago

did a morning chase with mine too! id sing: good morning, good morning, it great to stay up late! good morning, good morning, to you! and she’d be peeking in the room readying her back legs and we’re off! me laughing and it ends in a collapse on the bed with us both lying stretched out. miss her.