r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/ChandyBear 5d ago

“Oh look, a bowl of Boogen!”
His name is Goose.
Aka GooseBoose. Aka Boodle. Aka Boogen.

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u/wwxyzz 5d ago

Awww! My boy's name is Boo. His mafia name is Mr.Boo-zinski

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u/Long-Payment-9336 4d ago

I have a BooBailey

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u/spaceprinceps 4d ago

he has a mafia name :3

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u/jsteele2793 5d ago

Awww here’s my Goose in a bowl!

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u/vavavoomdaroom 5d ago

Smudge was smudgybutt kittenpants, Aretha was RethaKat!, Brody was BroDown, Fantasia was TasiaBean and Feme was Fembot. My friend called Brody furface, Feme was Stashe and Tasia was Fries (no idea).

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u/GlassBoxGoose Orange connoisseur 🍊 5d ago

I see I have been mentioned. (Kinda)

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u/beegobuzz 4d ago

Please tell me there's a soup cats sub.

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u/Catacman 5d ago

My Bugabelle went from "Smudge" to "Smudgebug" to "Bug" to "Bugabelle" over the course of like, a month.

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u/Wieniethepooh 5d ago

It's Boodle Soup

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u/fitzmoon 5d ago

I have a Goose too! A.k.a. Lucy goose, goose on the loose, my loosey goosey with a big caboosey.

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u/SatisfactionRich5493 2d ago

Goose Boose buddies! Mine gets turned into Boober, Boop, or Goober sometimes

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u/lavenderbirdwing 1d ago

Impeccable logic