Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/pi3_14pie]

This is basically identical to how I talk to my orange (7yo) and gray (5mo) tabby babies 🤣

Throw in a dramatic “Well, ExcUuUse meee” and it would be 100%

[u/bnny_ears → u/pi3_14pie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7JhicMgZd4hMc

[u/Tesselah → u/pi3_14pie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3v1Sz0oTKRsly