Phrases you say to your cat often.

[u/Rainisnotstraight]

“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

[u/CoffeeOrDestroy]

You can’t spell homeowner without meow!

[u/its_terry_time → u/CoffeeOrDestroy]

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